I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ならない642.51
連中642.86
響く643.00
店主643.44
集まる642.88
その場642.86
ガチホモ635.67
いや632.14
633.00
送る632.89
座る632.78
鑑定633.33
632.82
何も632.48
高い622.51
会話622.82
七日622.50
622.93
ゴーレム622.97
623.28
ダガー624.34
楽しみ623.11
それが622.31
取り出す612.90
可愛らしい613.32
らしい612.54
受け612.61
遊ぶ613.13
したい612.75
それなら613.04
ではない612.28
囁く613.56
背後612.92
入れる602.73
602.07
603.00
602.82
克く602.46
603.15
機械化604.93
西603.22
笑み602.60
だけど602.44
弟子602.49
レイク604.82
592.24
本日593.28
向ける592.71
ちゃった593.01
事になる592.71
今後593.04
事にする593.43
592.52
収穫祭594.21
よね592.43
ベッド593.01
依頼592.82
漁村594.80
伝える592.98
やら592.96
手織582.80
582.89
反応582.69
2つ583.66
唐名582.55
耳元583.76
見える582.26
誰も582.77
但し583.11
582.96
582.74
先に582.69
のに582.21
583.18
相変わらず583.09
興味582.96
黙る582.92
巨大572.78
輝く573.03
右手573.08
横に573.00
お風呂573.65
分かる572.00
572.44
けれど572.43
572.61
ご主人様573.32
何故なら573.52
アイデア574.09
金髪573.45
皆さん573.14
気付く572.70
50573.57
じゃない562.26
可愛い562.81
正直562.91
562.93
よし562.94
すれば562.59
アシスタント564.93

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