I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
リズム24.26
ろくでもない24.60
ポリポリ24.75
開業25.06
意気投合24.64
無差別24.48
アイドル23.96
お仕着せ24.83
オーダー24.64
やり直し24.33
その時はその時24.87
叡智24.22
石鹸24.12
権限23.80
食い込む24.17
いで24.57
プレート24.00
料金24.22
正直言って24.39
二価24.42
剥がれ24.49
効率的24.08
直径23.98
同等23.83
泣きべそ25.20
儲け24.09
死罪24.57
バカタレ25.69
ぶつかる23.48
細か24.03
日程24.10
全般24.44
ついて来る24.06
旨く25.23
プリティ25.83
空になる24.73
死人23.99
逞しい23.99
23.72
第三次25.40
三段24.79
席替え25.42
どころ23.88
23.34
葬る24.21
突貫工事25.31
凄腕24.28
先陣24.38
空地25.25
もうすぐ23.57
未成熟25.14
安房24.59
からくり人形25.69
買い戻す25.08
裏庭24.33
ちゃあ24.25
帰途25.15
膨大23.67
お尋ね24.67
アップ23.39
要する24.30
23.59
2通25.80
立ち上げ24.62
木枠25.05
取り分けて24.87
文句をいう25.32
パン屋24.41
23.53
セレモニー25.21
虐める24.71
言う通り23.39
宜しかったら25.12
再度確認25.02
情け24.34
傲り24.92
言いたい放題24.88
従属24.33
半泣き24.54
23.62
23.74
23.86
企画24.14
機械仕掛け24.95
分け合う24.79
沙汰24.54
当選24.99
呆け24.01
作業場24.45
バーテンダー25.17
じゃねー23.75
景気付け25.61
酔いしれる24.85
滅多に23.78
奇抜24.64
通行24.47
ばっくれ25.26
23.74
干す24.39
温か24.06

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