I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
第三次25.40
気力23.86
密偵24.32
多岐にわたる25.22
切れ端24.76
頼み込む24.33
コピー紙24.88
貴重品24.57
容子24.59
愛想を振りまく25.79
彼女自身24.08
骸骨23.90
同族24.11
冒頭24.56
手つき24.18
取りつく24.82
甘美24.69
押し付ける23.86
打ち砕く24.15
競合24.97
饗宴25.05
奥の手24.28
自覚23.31
丸23.59
最愛24.24
大通り23.77
拍子抜け24.22
非処女25.64
睨み返す25.09
干からびる24.79
摘む24.02
連呼24.59
心得23.94
敵わない23.95
三女24.74
会議室23.81
ベア23.55
眩しい23.69
監督23.94
毒腺25.51
つけ込む24.86
審判24.06
真っ二つ24.97
王位継承権24.37
行方不明23.96
エプロン24.08
天日干し25.34
平服25.18
ガチで24.65
讃える24.34
乾燥23.99
色違い24.58
アクセサリー23.93
微乳25.86
建築23.95
未練24.06
前方23.44
待ち受ける24.52
本格化25.09
引き締まる24.50
泣きつく24.48
丸く23.55
いで24.57
行き来23.89
4日24.35
食べられる23.75
甚振る24.82
根元24.10
遅め24.73
何が何だか分からない25.32
乱交26.04
別荘24.20
空き24.11
覚める23.73
集金25.63
漁業24.86
いたずらっ子25.24
別宅24.90
冷静になる24.82
睨む23.25
同じくらい23.72
越える23.59
操作者26.18
刎23.53
空ける24.24
薄切り24.84
沙汰24.54
美味23.74
切れ目24.44
聞く耳24.55
一人一人24.21
今に24.09
好意23.72
吐露24.56
私刑25.21
否23.49
じゃあまた24.93
変身23.73
降って23.71
ノックアウト25.05

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