I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
気遣い33.79
粗朶34.66
着々34.39
泣かす34.60
探知33.75
歴史33.34
闘い34.16
単体34.08
絶大34.02
メロメロ34.87
勝ち誇る34.23
長靴34.93
四半34.96
スパッツ35.24
限度34.11
解体33.41
打ち消す34.28
考え込む33.53
私物34.52
コントラスト34.97
判明33.66
空腹34.02
大男33.93
鉄板34.16
に当たり34.02
イタリア人35.55
苛立ち33.76
熟睡34.63
34.00
耳を傾ける34.39
精一杯33.63
眉間33.66
こき使う34.49
磨く33.85
初期33.92
他愛もない34.68
リングアウト36.04
石台36.29
よしよし34.11
と思ったら33.50
洗濯場35.48
荒野33.88
早急34.06
成人33.74
何時もより33.79
得ない33.43
占めた34.47
ちょいちょい34.52
太夫35.47
異世界32.94
33.43
心音34.80
絞め殺す35.14
お役所仕事35.63
だま35.27
行動計画35.94
無抵抗34.59
や否や34.06
サンダル34.61
愛撫35.25
諭す34.07
了承33.62
イブニングドレス35.67
むしり取る35.09
不機嫌33.55
強固33.94
穿く34.55
拒否33.61
五つ34.03
サンドイッチ33.92
収める33.79
噴出34.14
同程度34.39
稲妻34.14
概算35.01
空想34.50
具に34.22
大てい34.29
営業時間35.11
眼球34.13
幾世34.37
中途半端33.90
だけあって33.64
出ていく33.96
蝶ネクタイ35.52
33.22
33.76
驚愕33.40
神経質34.51
真っ当34.06
駆け込む34.16
張り付け34.68
気を失う34.79
怒鳴る33.71
目をやる34.33
威武35.71
合格33.85
設計思想35.42
保証金35.30
がっぽり35.47

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