I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
士気33.85
巡る33.83
増設34.69
でしかない33.42
行動計画35.94
食む34.48
番茶35.69
眼球34.13
片膝34.23
無抵抗34.59
洟33.66
所へ33.57
照明34.16
抜かす34.02
手に取る34.11
守備隊34.40
目をやる34.33
射33.79
大きなお世話35.26
威武35.71
忠実33.95
殿方34.17
切り倒す34.58
祖母33.95
寝かしつける34.85
小32.99
下っ端34.31
バカに34.12
鉄板34.16
ケダモノ34.93
歌詞34.66
根こそぎ34.37
コントラスト34.97
良さ33.84
イ34.17
一万33.93
勤め34.04
終始34.16
太腿34.51
空気読めない35.47
これより33.96
出演者35.44
当座34.92
取り入れ34.47
設営34.53
言い聞かせる33.74
後ろ向き34.59
概算35.01
視野33.66
躊躇33.62
仰ぐ33.63
こく34.87
かつて33.09
泣き声34.13
突き進む33.95
忝い34.93
健気34.28
厚い33.84
疎外感34.98
言うところの34.24
VS34.78
子ども33.42
そりゃそうだ34.15
刀伊33.64
漬け込む34.82
仮面舞踏会35.17
対比34.82
切り捨てる34.03
大人しい33.95
食いつく34.12
熟睡34.63
直轄地34.77
何かと33.80
軍人33.59
便利屋35.06
鼻歌34.33
演じる33.88
見慣れる33.67
公布35.34
グリーン34.29
荒らす34.10
連れ帰る34.40
蹴り33.23
盲点34.72
どうかした33.88
吉33.85
逆転34.08
朕34.45
シック35.04
神託33.96
無印35.64
比べる33.21
山師35.35
使い勝手34.14
管34.08
ライン33.62
摸す35.40
マリ33.49
カプセル34.56
ふうふう35.50

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