I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
一点23.74
大満足24.74
丸い23.92
あいた口がふさがらない26.59
代行24.22
恩恵23.87
相互24.52
端くれ24.75
他聞23.15
ウエア26.34
買い求める24.74
頭に血が上る25.51
適任者25.00
三昧24.84
半狂乱24.91
大勝負25.35
ほほ24.30
脳天気25.11
遅め24.73
振り下ろす23.93
口ずさむ24.66
バカタレ25.69
どころ23.88
彼女自身24.08
容姿23.46
勘定24.71
帳代23.86
沸かす24.32
写し24.42
配布24.51
当番24.40
恋愛禁止25.89
24.26
自覚23.31
合致24.45
電気24.05
非処女25.64
たどたどしい24.59
肉料理24.43
いとも簡単に24.63
地図23.31
口を利く25.05
想定外24.00
お時間24.19
体当たり23.70
後の祭り24.86
リハーサル25.20
簡素24.07
大空24.39
引っ込める24.17
癖に23.34
語らう24.29
編成23.88
くっつける24.20
嫌がる23.66
上がりこむ26.27
吞気24.51
23.96
林檎24.13
ゴシゴシ25.04
居住空間25.33
満たない24.09
抓む24.80
疲れる23.75
口止め24.42
既設26.99
肩書24.42
泳ぐ23.75
目前23.96
ウィン23.94
押し寄せる23.80
23.65
へし折る24.16
ピラミッド型25.76
差し伸べる24.08
お坊ちゃん24.81
怒らせる24.47
散らばる23.93
嗅ぎつける24.78
次男坊24.98
勘付く25.68
23.54
を巡って24.19
余地23.76
販路24.98
現世24.11
スープストック26.32
鎖帷子24.87
全般24.44
隠し子24.88
預託26.69
切り上げ24.28
散策24.17
もぞもぞ24.55
焚きつけ25.29
憎悪23.86
空地25.25
すらり24.20
名物料理25.34
中箱26.81

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