I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
島23.06
お腹いっぱい24.49
奉仕24.38
利き手25.00
うわ言24.90
初23.62
物にする24.50
お時間24.19
女性化25.91
洗浄24.64
遠のく24.38
鷲掴み24.36
有りげ24.69
手足23.52
スパルタ24.78
頓と24.37
話し合う23.53
風合い25.52
へへ24.06
追っかけ24.78
切り替わる24.26
売上金25.58
擦れる24.56
デカイ24.36
前線23.66
したほうが良い24.30
円23.34
人員23.65
言い分23.87
目前23.96
厳命24.64
ざわめく24.24
穴埋め24.94
ランドセル24.82
数年後24.58
フル装備25.09
あろうことか24.40
軍勢23.56
思い切って24.40
至急24.40
女心24.79
ハンサム24.92
浸ける24.96
処遇24.35
お仕着せ24.83
信23.86
三体24.05
そんな訳で23.69
肉料理24.43
時期23.35
すらも23.69
敵味方24.42
書きもの26.22
最低最悪25.16
迷う23.30
饅頭24.31
パレード24.22
ガチで24.65
いとも簡単に24.63
身に纏う24.45
出鱈目24.35
隣席25.56
身代金24.66
主戦場24.91
場違い24.19
有能23.85
根元24.10
重視型26.45
服従24.49
ご迷惑24.16
流通23.98
通せんぼ25.35
似合い24.20
不可侵24.72
たどたどしい24.59
妙手25.52
手間23.57
一粒種25.81
ベーシック25.79
虐める24.71
よく出来ました25.00
ばっか23.98
提出23.96
卑下24.44
満足気24.39
旨く25.23
三段24.79
増幅24.07
ウィン23.94
送り届ける24.23
アップテンポ25.68
立ち上る24.21
マーカー24.22
磔24.85
混浴24.79
全軍24.05
圧迫24.33
奇抜24.64
悶え24.35
神馬25.45

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