I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
危害を加える34.51
何から何まで34.63
サクサク34.48
立たす34.35
滑り込む34.34
33.20
陳列34.84
特権34.19
こればかり34.15
ブースト34.31
今更33.31
タレコミ35.98
ご覧なさい34.77
魅せる34.48
つま先34.48
プライス35.64
Tシャツ34.61
大きなお世話35.26
大小34.12
トントン拍子35.26
至るまで33.96
折れる33.58
その名の通り34.33
一般に34.34
出で立ち34.45
戦利品34.30
希望者34.34
爆炎34.17
慇懃無礼35.06
身のこなし34.40
あーあ34.23
口直し35.05
突き33.40
急所34.01
と思ったら33.50
俊敏34.05
犯罪者33.88
衛生34.69
恋愛33.65
最終日34.45
憤る34.40
わっ33.63
空気読めない35.47
価格帯35.73
来客用34.96
憤慨34.24
頬張る34.07
照れ隠し34.48
せしめる34.64
詮索34.38
シェフ34.75
34.00
劈く34.62
臆病34.17
目が回る35.22
候補生34.17
負け組35.46
ご馳走さま34.62
大層34.05
がてら34.23
投資34.39
眼球34.13
いいや33.63
初期33.92
おでぶさん36.89
尻の穴35.73
張り巡らす34.37
上昇33.21
考えこむ34.97
分だけ34.01
待ち構える33.84
乳房34.66
権力33.60
叔母34.22
自分から33.64
魔法使い33.03
バトル33.91
舐め33.66
引け34.22
歓び35.25
阻む33.76
着こなし34.75
強固33.94
建てる34.02
白亜34.56
あきれ果てる35.57
口火を切る35.29
一役34.76
一段落34.07
カラメル35.16
同乗34.50
六本34.56
呼び止める33.99
一度も33.58
巡る33.83
無音34.07
裏面34.96
御用34.33
上等33.92
咄嗟に33.40

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