I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
代り34.44
ため込む34.84
蹴散らす34.69
見覚えのある34.02
今か今か34.62
広まる33.83
私物34.52
常設35.06
手押し車35.51
すか33.90
閉める33.66
食える33.97
頭の回転34.80
突拍子もない34.60
常人33.98
ダメもと35.48
てきぱき34.74
撤退33.50
名所35.02
足し34.22
日常33.67
大きくなる33.96
仰ぐ33.63
と思ったら33.50
健康33.94
声掛け34.86
長靴34.93
耳たぶ35.20
引け34.22
濡れる33.84
俊敏34.05
挙句33.97
腫らす35.00
薄め34.69
愛撫35.25
あああ33.69
ぴったり33.91
生気34.27
うわっ33.72
逆さ吊り35.46
野望34.28
徴税34.65
試合開始34.58
その名の通り34.33
アルバイト34.46
初期33.92
移転34.69
作品33.46
逃れる33.70
いいや33.63
居留守35.10
嗜む34.50
歓び35.25
忠誠心34.24
傅く35.15
しい34.55
衝動33.93
両方とも34.46
こき使う34.49
同程度34.39
実施34.35
戴けない34.53
そりゃそうだ34.15
専門店34.75
足首34.15
ゴミ33.82
違約金35.04
両断34.06
意気揚々34.29
ハーブティー34.65
水入らずで35.28
ジャンパースカート36.32
必要悪35.35
戯言34.32
黒幕34.06
沸く34.02
甲34.00
フェチ35.08
お預け34.51
法33.21
カバー34.03
熟睡34.63
寺34.14
愛でる34.22
隙間33.44
いい男34.61
絶倫35.63
傘33.87
履物35.28
ちゃいかん35.17
まだまだこれから35.08
菅34.19
リン33.44
サンダー35.07
支店34.42
もう一回34.10
阻む33.76
土筆34.40
急所34.01
ことから33.46

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