I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
お情け25.23
薄青25.07
そばかす24.66
さては24.53
垂涎25.08
23.84
一身24.48
散策24.17
巻き23.71
嘘をつく24.38
時期23.35
がっぽがっぽ25.66
他のもの24.70
ばー24.56
中指24.51
鼻が利く25.27
空地25.25
数倍24.22
どうしたら良い24.04
パン屋24.41
お古25.21
穿つ24.10
えっと23.16
母性24.67
腹部23.87
嬌声24.96
物干し台26.15
恩恵23.87
規則正しい24.62
猫族24.83
狂わせる24.47
八重歯25.12
指し24.00
干上がる24.98
五〇24.46
もしかし25.92
企てる24.71
ほほ笑む24.65
お尋ね24.67
師匠23.07
点火24.84
23.88
ドレスシャツ26.14
コピー紙24.88
いとも簡単に24.63
死んでも23.95
元い24.01
獲れる24.89
ブラフ24.86
24.29
色とりどり24.23
停車場25.41
沈み込む24.97
好意23.72
侭ならない24.23
散らばる23.93
慈しむ24.50
地団駄を踏む25.36
余地23.76
テーブル席24.85
自治都市25.03
知らん顔25.08
大満足24.74
仕種24.69
広さ23.71
そういや23.76
という訳だ23.52
振り落とす24.40
脅かし24.79
対価23.92
アツアツ25.36
そうじゃなくて24.17
黙りこくる24.80
23.91
領土23.72
運行24.84
踏み出し24.36
際限24.96
惰性25.07
中にも24.00
南東24.38
1対124.86
ラリアット25.45
譚詩曲26.64
セレモニー25.21
再生23.44
2番目24.98
能天気24.58
義務23.73
頭を垂れる24.60
王位24.05
手掴み25.46
躍動24.86
白地24.92
邪魔者24.38
身の程24.65
堪まるか24.28
食み25.21
ステーキ24.22
現世24.11

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