I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
足らず24.19
作物24.02
からくり人形25.69
つーか23.86
満腹24.48
崩れる23.63
古史24.64
雲茶26.34
子宮24.99
弓22.92
如き23.42
先ほどから24.01
広大23.78
緩め24.04
大人用25.40
それはそれで23.69
今こそ24.27
卑下24.44
はしゃぐ23.80
頁23.69
ピッタリ24.30
するが良い24.53
書23.74
ぜえ24.91
生理的24.55
一覧24.29
閑職25.34
好く23.97
見計らう23.96
アナウンス24.21
逆襲24.82
引きちぎる24.47
言い争い24.45
勘付く25.68
貴婦人24.19
端正24.47
今に24.09
コンテスト24.67
日南24.15
誤解23.50
南天26.07
に伴い24.57
疑いの目24.94
訳ではない23.38
迫りくる24.44
踏み出し24.36
基本方針25.17
別宅24.90
陣取り24.75
追徴26.64
暴露24.24
水分24.04
目映い24.56
乱23.85
筒状24.91
言い草24.56
リズミカル25.04
すげー24.21
女性化25.91
はいはい23.62
競合24.97
取り押さえる24.28
取り巻く24.25
ちいっと26.27
所以24.14
じゃーん24.93
作24.04
ぽろぽろ24.70
きびきび24.75
一摘み25.36
入24.09
黒革25.23
三度24.06
指定席25.30
増幅24.07
目で追う24.71
担い23.71
味のある25.46
お尋ね24.67
穴埋め24.94
上の空24.71
乱交26.04
という訳だ23.52
疑わしい24.22
訳じゃない23.07
思想24.04
お情け25.23
どうしたら良い24.04
女の園25.72
持ち回り25.11
編成23.88
お古25.21
武骨24.84
お気に24.04
目録24.58
最早23.03
立ち入る24.31
愛飲25.78
したる25.31
オートミール25.34

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