I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
帰路34.40
33.50
身元保証人35.58
立ちすくむ34.73
張り付け34.68
劈く34.62
34.00
ライン33.62
鼓舞34.31
全身全霊34.39
縮む34.34
同程度34.39
出来る限り34.04
慥かに33.54
一度も33.58
差し33.96
載せる33.79
回り込む33.99
換金34.15
軽口を叩く34.91
待ち合わせ場所34.63
生活費34.48
膝丈35.07
口直し35.05
未成年34.38
健気34.28
走行34.72
抱擁34.23
会釈34.14
身のこなし34.40
洗濯場35.48
掻き分ける34.47
巡る33.83
滑り込む34.34
水入らずで35.28
賃金34.65
気さく34.30
脱がす34.53
召し34.15
33.20
単位33.69
34.25
4倍35.07
折れる33.58
唾する36.51
目安34.48
蝶ネクタイ35.52
33.53
掘っ立て小屋35.20
飼い主34.29
抹額34.50
応接室34.00
お小遣い34.42
照明34.16
盲点34.72
了承33.62
化する33.89
老人33.32
成っていない33.89
口をはさむ35.01
実験結果35.21
愛撫35.25
がっぽり35.47
ちゃっかり34.39
水洗トイレ35.61
鉄火場35.31
高値34.28
34.79
プラス33.90
33.69
縮こまる34.29
午後一35.30
仮装34.73
一室33.82
両性具有35.96
稼業34.52
人殺し34.32
ちゃいかん35.17
デビュー34.25
一曲34.61
タンクトップ35.02
閉める33.66
商店34.05
拒否33.61
行動計画35.94
城外34.92
早くから34.37
横丁35.47
ムカつく34.30
ガチ34.54
最敬礼34.97
何から何まで34.63
尋常33.81
あらー34.85
ぶち切れる35.85
他者33.68
カタカタ34.62
厚め34.87
ダメもと35.48
ぞくぞく34.90

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