I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
悪夢33.85
歴史33.34
一室33.82
傘33.87
気さく34.30
大人しい33.95
方面33.70
苛立ち33.76
シェフ34.75
巡る33.83
その名の通り34.33
派33.22
当事者34.02
抽出34.29
上昇33.21
柄33.45
判明33.66
書き置き35.16
幾世34.37
相好34.73
威厳33.92
何のこと33.95
一休み34.67
何かあったの33.93
王さま34.59
伏せ33.66
目が回る35.22
切り捨てる34.03
真剣勝負34.85
あざ笑う34.71
啜る34.04
親戚33.93
年の頃34.66
賢い33.83
出ていく33.96
搏風34.49
遠く33.08
律儀34.18
半殺し34.78
教え込む35.15
魅せる34.48
苦しい33.37
しい34.55
石台36.29
スタンディングオベーション35.80
及ぶ33.48
湧き出る34.35
オロオロ34.53
蝶々結び35.98
たげる33.92
メロメロ34.87
でさえ33.45
絡みだす36.99
両側34.35
一か所34.61
よく見ると34.07
数カ月35.00
存在理由35.14
チート33.76
達成感34.49
目を細める34.10
小うるさい35.35
鼓舞34.31
覇権34.82
抜群34.13
移住34.11
絶大34.02
独特33.76
手押し車35.51
噴出34.14
突拍子もない34.60
茶業36.81
対立34.04
照明34.16
丘陵34.69
跡33.69
消費者35.43
観光施設36.25
身のこなし34.40
だけれども34.44
最小限34.06
爆炎34.17
化する33.89
とと34.19
召し34.15
片膝34.23
どす黒い34.42
膝丈35.07
耳を傾ける34.39
に過ぎない33.53
その旨34.66
業33.90
冷気34.02
誘拐者36.39
洗濯場35.48
塗りつぶす34.61
ぶち切れる35.85
膝下34.92
羽目33.96
だらしがない35.61

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