I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
現世24.11
スープストック26.32
煮込み24.33
龍23.03
純金25.22
寝静まる24.67
他端25.13
逃れ23.96
影絵25.24
泣きつく24.48
遭遇23.37
すらり24.20
お知らせ24.09
気にいる24.74
突進23.63
並び立つ24.46
まごまご25.26
もうすぐ23.57
うまいこと24.68
真ん中23.53
泣き言24.55
キャットファイト25.69
励む23.90
そうかもしれない24.19
積み重ね24.16
心得23.94
引き上げ24.05
今でも23.56
尖塔24.65
ナンパ24.35
うんざり24.02
運び出す24.41
ヒヤリング26.75
流線型25.19
ホスト24.79
訳ない23.74
威勢よく25.04
沙汰24.54
粘る24.31
幸福23.74
誇り高き24.63
顔面蒼白24.69
意思の疎通24.87
食べ始める24.62
立ち上げ24.62
供出25.00
玄室25.47
小悪魔24.59
詰まらなそう24.50
化け物23.42
からくり人形25.69
犬猿の仲25.04
テク25.33
権力者24.16
はーい23.77
引き渡す24.26
嗅ぎつける24.78
落ち着ける23.66
駿馬25.28
引き戸24.74
タメ口24.97
近衛兵24.33
ちょろい24.68
碌に23.81
顔立ち23.62
死に至る24.72
私服24.39
せびる25.28
倉庫番25.73
軒下25.31
死罪24.57
側面23.80
行き来23.89
元い24.01
何時ものごとく25.19
ろくでもない24.60
駆る23.85
ぱくる25.30
降って23.71
なあなあ24.94
立ち上る24.21
下手をすると24.38
磯25.30
ランドセル24.82
言いたい放題24.88
家屋24.17
気持ち良く24.92
酒色25.92
オツム25.56
他聞23.15
特務24.51
薄手24.65
対処法24.40
絶つ24.16
ガチで24.65
何とも23.28
非処女25.64
出て行く23.89
ステッキ24.81
座り込み24.58

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