I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
間にある24.45
ほほほ24.74
画面23.68
先ほどから24.01
対処法24.40
へへ24.06
待たす24.55
販路24.98
置物24.48
時分24.37
威勢よく25.04
24.04
居住空間25.33
自己主張24.51
代行24.22
対戦23.82
ふらつく24.29
惨状24.12
ちょろい24.68
押しつけ24.20
お知らせ24.09
刈り込む25.14
奇遇24.50
石鹸24.12
潜める23.91
真赤25.02
天引き25.52
締め24.12
接続る24.21
なあなあ24.94
眩しい23.69
衝撃波23.83
引きちぎる24.47
元に戻す24.50
取りつく24.82
上の空24.71
無粋24.33
私刑25.21
赤髪24.15
待ち受ける24.52
24.04
別宅24.90
崩壊23.51
声色24.03
今年23.34
要塞23.59
情け24.34
キモイ24.87
アテンド26.16
責める23.82
25.54
第三23.46
暮らす23.59
金遣い25.56
軟化24.90
なして24.49
見下ろす23.37
実際は23.72
下界24.37
擦れる24.56
グール24.52
全般24.44
焦り23.71
ヒト23.90
つーか23.86
いとも簡単に24.63
宥める23.82
突き出す23.65
相互24.52
割合24.06
23.88
裂く23.73
向き合う23.73
噛みつく24.09
元い24.01
残高25.24
全土24.19
ホスト24.79
よっこらしょ25.50
揺らす23.50
既設26.99
詰め寄る23.85
ネジ24.69
流線型25.19
跡形もなく24.46
作為的25.15
そりゃあ23.62
割り込む23.90
頭に血が上る25.51
久方ぶり24.44
極力24.04
ゴシゴシ25.04
端数25.28
その時はその時24.87
林檎24.13
荒くれ者24.60
24.44
花火24.08
逃げ場24.17
自前24.19

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