I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
お小遣い34.42
異空間34.28
弱者34.17
尻の穴35.73
良さ33.84
何から何まで34.63
抜かす34.02
手際34.20
上等33.92
真の33.65
身動き33.87
鋭い33.08
ライン33.62
メリット33.79
自動的34.19
分の134.66
立たす34.35
大人しい33.95
緑茶34.64
あれやこれや34.77
33.66
据え付ける35.73
崩れ33.56
レイプ35.07
34.14
内臓33.84
もうちょっと33.64
塗装33.70
心強い33.94
ほほ笑み34.91
33.76
生活費34.48
見覚えのある34.02
すか33.90
ご馳走さま34.62
良いこと33.92
落った33.58
場面33.55
飛び起きる34.44
褌一丁35.88
引き払う34.85
ちゃっかり34.39
下ごしらえ34.44
33.79
候補生34.17
刺激的34.66
34.69
異世界32.94
威武35.71
側から33.82
最後尾34.20
若干33.24
細々34.60
サムズアップ34.64
得意気34.67
一枚貝36.99
石台36.29
涙を流す34.46
一役34.76
逆転34.08
わっ33.63
一曲34.61
汚し34.40
飲み干す33.86
高める33.89
巧妙34.50
滑り込み35.30
漬け込む34.82
執事33.47
判明33.66
いいね33.98
炊く34.42
薔薇33.65
使用料35.10
気さく34.30
数カ月35.00
大音響35.31
盆暗35.08
品々34.42
苦しい33.37
デビュー34.25
最悪の場合34.32
あり得る33.51
貸す33.91
ふたを開ける35.93
直感33.78
秘蔵っ子35.47
一角獣34.88
魔導師33.57
早急34.06
きゅう34.00
心音34.80
疎外感34.98
歪み33.95
ヒステリック34.91
こっちゃ34.76
方角33.79
守備隊34.40
言い方33.46
手玉34.82

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