I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
片っ端から34.23
通り越す34.07
モノ33.39
そうする33.75
仮面舞踏会35.17
挙句33.97
広がり33.86
スパッツ35.24
履物35.28
体格33.64
押し切る34.17
声を掛ける33.77
沸き立つ34.56
生活費34.48
対比34.82
残忍34.77
盛る33.96
自爆攻撃35.49
微笑ましい33.74
掻き分ける34.47
馳せる34.09
忠実33.95
永遠33.70
回り込む33.99
保証金35.30
ちゃっかり34.39
書き換える34.69
リングアウト36.04
訝しい34.12
ジャンパースカート36.32
周知34.39
研鑚35.13
思い当たる33.99
あらー34.85
沼34.12
絡みだす36.99
相好34.73
里帰り34.56
立たす34.35
連発34.24
デザート34.00
徴税34.65
痛33.74
取っておく34.82
諸侯33.82
押し倒す34.27
目をやる34.33
屁でもない35.49
進言34.10
枠33.79
引っ越す34.68
名所35.02
健康33.94
ケース33.90
お父さん33.30
品々34.42
貴重33.50
喧騒34.09
増々33.64
至るまで33.96
ずぼら35.52
内臓33.84
悪夢33.85
見込む34.32
付け加え34.39
出ていく33.96
面倒い34.66
異存34.56
グズグズ34.99
跳ね33.85
真の33.65
源氏名36.06
具に34.22
緑茶34.64
常人33.98
怯える33.71
レイプ35.07
番目34.07
作品33.46
ライン33.62
静か33.43
腐臭34.75
太夫35.47
阿呆34.13
来客用34.96
ほうほうの体35.56
弱者34.17
浴びせかける34.79
執事33.47
さようなら34.34
チケット34.34
執拗34.31
車座35.11
小部屋34.14
甲34.00
あああ33.69
改34.13
ご両親34.28
あれやこれや34.77
分の134.66

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