I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
案内人24.32
汎用24.41
壮健25.01
経験者24.49
効率的24.08
胸をなでおろす25.12
買い戻す25.08
っきり24.63
なんちゃって24.73
伸びをする24.75
面白がる24.86
義務23.73
訳がわからない24.58
書23.74
押し開く24.88
店売り25.19
気難しい24.56
面子23.78
レゲエ26.69
入居25.37
妊娠24.06
道行く24.81
身構え24.32
出歩く24.26
揺らす23.50
威勢よく25.04
影絵25.24
やがる23.67
苦笑い23.52
積み重ねる24.64
カラフル24.56
さらさら24.18
凭れ掛かる24.98
ぱくる25.30
名を騙る25.44
処罰24.03
グラデーション25.01
あいた口がふさがらない26.59
1人分25.60
熱唱25.71
鉈目24.24
役割分担24.61
閑職25.34
正統派24.81
暑さ24.19
発来25.00
成り立つ23.95
解凍25.11
純金25.22
女中24.42
為になる24.41
製作23.82
一時間23.68
三度24.06
てえ24.38
オートミール25.34
競合24.97
空になる24.73
リバ26.36
思い浮かべる23.73
生理的24.55
碌に23.81
干からびる24.79
背屈24.10
訳じゃない23.07
情け24.34
警鐘24.60
成す23.63
粘る24.31
納入25.00
実際は23.72
ぶよぶよ25.26
せめてもの24.30
たじろぐ24.29
口を利く25.05
満たない24.09
ウサギ23.75
陰口24.53
無粋24.33
至急24.40
痛く23.78
割り当て24.44
議決権26.01
君臨24.15
意気投合24.64
薄青25.07
食料品店25.34
前進23.85
タン24.17
事業化26.59
通行人24.53
国22.34
目撃23.81
念を押す24.64
リズミカル25.04
大忙し24.63
うんざり24.02
復習う25.11
認定23.99
色違い24.58

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