I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
微動24.18
主催24.18
二列24.93
偽り24.00
ぜえ24.91
養う24.22
果実23.73
1対124.86
挟みこむ25.65
裂く23.73
訳ない23.74
キャメルクラッチ26.49
言い含める24.51
ボコる25.59
足先24.62
下手をすれば24.07
警告23.78
何度23.72
こら23.74
好奇24.55
睨み返す25.09
銀製24.84
磯の香り25.63
フル装備25.09
支配下24.23
もんか24.03
こんなん24.29
何これ24.04
演出23.92
フレア24.13
号砲25.65
世間的24.83
木板24.45
典型24.96
激励24.50
好意的24.09
犬猿の仲25.04
扇情的24.90
一帯23.90
悶え24.35
23.42
数年前24.25
なして24.49
レゲエ26.69
痛く23.78
特定23.61
ぼそり24.28
コウモリ24.38
砕けた24.08
見受ける23.93
横っ面25.03
金遣い25.56
幸福23.74
悪化23.91
暮らす23.59
施し23.91
切り替わる24.26
押しかけ24.37
23.91
隠蔽23.54
23.69
+α25.31
出鱈目24.35
代置27.29
お坊ちゃん24.81
天日干し25.34
活気24.09
刈り込む25.14
再度確認25.02
てっきり23.79
23.84
童貞24.28
誤解23.50
ちゃうか24.58
真相24.09
敵対者24.62
掻き消える24.39
仕向ける24.62
ラリアット25.45
連れ戻す24.42
素性24.12
ベーコン24.36
特訓23.95
年増24.86
端数25.28
引き戸24.74
考えなおす25.91
議決権26.01
もごもご24.55
24.28
24.07
購入価格26.09
多岐にわたる25.22
愛想を振りまく25.79
使い分け24.69
ぐったり24.04
なんちゃって24.73
山ほど24.16
分譲26.14
無傷23.76

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