I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
営業時間35.11
突き33.40
ふわっと34.57
挿頭34.35
前述34.62
繁華街34.73
凡34.69
方向転換34.44
とすれば33.39
者共34.34
こうやって33.68
大音響35.31
レース33.92
効率33.59
精一杯33.63
と思ったら33.50
羽目33.96
しゃー34.65
何なのか33.86
屠る34.01
大当たり34.77
戦闘力33.83
思いつめる34.75
ドヤ顔34.12
ぶち切れる35.85
悠々34.28
丸見え34.59
怒鳴る33.71
早くから34.37
周知34.39
衣裳34.92
立て続け34.30
布製35.17
勤め34.04
存在理由35.14
上昇33.21
大きなお世話35.26
含まれる34.20
執事33.47
身元保証人35.58
わくわく34.27
連発34.24
開始価格36.39
明らかになる34.82
まんまと34.39
考慮33.63
顔なじみ35.04
背筋33.62
傅く35.15
同郷34.46
具に34.22
審査34.28
人差し指33.82
頭の回転34.80
一室33.82
罰33.70
歓び35.25
一段落34.07
リピーター35.38
湧き出る34.35
その人33.51
山師35.35
急所34.01
誰でも33.66
気さく34.30
忠実33.95
太い33.69
彼の方34.59
穏やか33.23
ケース33.90
埋まる33.77
イタリア人35.55
分かり33.36
化する33.89
刺さる33.65
日常33.67
眠りにつく34.71
引け34.22
恐らく32.72
取り組む34.14
サンダル34.61
どうにもならない34.24
思い当たる33.99
強気34.16
貴殿33.96
燃え盛る34.16
恋愛33.65
翳す34.08
エサ34.38
争奪戦34.63
釈放34.98
独特33.76
解明34.27
単位33.69
半殺し34.78
うわっ33.72
改34.13
生気34.27
頭部33.46
跡33.69

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