I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
泣き声34.13
拾い34.12
穏やか33.23
沸く34.02
中途半端33.90
怯える33.71
生まれ変わる34.01
何だこりゃ34.81
罰する34.55
だらしがない35.61
徹夜34.24
縫い34.08
品々34.42
パラダイス35.03
小部屋34.14
犯罪33.81
連発34.24
勝ち誇る34.23
引退33.95
サクサク34.48
大事なところ35.03
足首34.15
魅せる34.48
クリーム34.23
アルバイト34.46
面倒い34.66
言いがかり34.57
赤っ恥35.54
よしよし34.11
行方34.03
たげる33.92
33.21
午後一35.30
持ち帰り34.71
便利屋35.06
エスコート34.08
豪商34.63
異空間34.28
公平34.30
掘っ立て小屋35.20
余る33.72
もうちょっと33.64
取りまとめ34.82
あああ33.69
稲妻34.14
すべき33.46
逃げまどう35.34
頂戴33.89
歓び35.25
修繕34.43
試合開始34.58
接触33.42
ほうほうの体35.56
伯父ちゃん34.75
探知33.75
第一号35.04
何かあったの33.93
旨味34.30
一向に33.92
眠りにつく34.71
了承33.62
呼び止める33.99
リゾートホテル35.73
必要悪35.35
風呂あがり36.09
恥ずかしげ34.79
32.90
拒否33.61
早急34.06
有名33.31
支店34.42
お部屋34.13
上昇33.21
ガタガタ34.31
34.22
9034.29
33.12
肯定33.58
五十33.53
強気34.16
シック35.04
織る34.64
こき使う34.49
ロックオン34.66
いいね33.98
身動き33.87
相好34.73
お喋り33.88
ボトム35.37
悠々34.28
振る舞う33.82
鳩尾34.36
意気揚々34.29
布製35.17
周知34.39
何のこと33.95
種切れ36.46
付け加え34.39
接続34.02
有用34.11

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