I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
自前24.19
次から次へと24.31
婚約破棄23.72
根元24.10
ステーキ24.22
真っ二つ24.97
神々しい24.15
手掴み25.46
叱咤24.34
興じる24.31
24.53
購入価格26.09
発展途上25.02
待ち受け24.17
入力24.40
掻き23.88
続出24.60
振るった23.96
みかじめ料25.61
送り迎え25.16
揺らす23.50
永き24.78
悪さ23.79
テーブル席24.85
人間関係24.32
第224.06
比べ23.80
投げ出す23.88
近衛兵24.33
影絵25.24
うめき声24.22
会長23.46
ウェーブ24.54
タメ口24.97
24.74
怪しからん24.70
まくり24.45
仰々しい24.56
大勝25.26
時分24.37
兄貴23.52
紅玉24.55
一点23.74
入念24.40
受け継ぐ23.77
ばこそ24.51
代表取締役社長26.26
整列24.30
主催24.18
乗り手24.58
のけ者25.18
小僧23.83
夕食後24.59
駿馬25.28
神官23.11
歌い上げる25.30
暫くして23.75
うとうと24.62
手軽24.39
焚きつけ25.29
カメレオン25.24
他聞23.15
シングル25.06
乱流25.73
フライドチキン25.46
空になる24.73
覚める23.73
言いたい放題24.88
予約を入れる26.42
行き来23.89
復習う25.11
運用23.72
点灯24.92
二足歩行24.55
遭遇23.37
好意的24.09
端くれ24.75
確かめ23.70
ナンバー24.60
名前だけ24.34
見下ろす23.37
金遣い25.56
討っ手24.52
甘美24.69
薬物24.58
懐具合25.29
大急ぎ24.45
穿つ24.10
花火24.08
うまいこと24.68
足止め23.76
バラ23.96
貧困24.72
潜伏24.26
大漁24.89
ちゃうか24.58
丸のみ25.64
人材23.62
五感24.19
地団駄を踏む25.36

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