I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
残酷23.87
思想24.04
死罪24.57
所以24.14
声色24.03
死に至る24.72
白煙24.71
暑さ24.19
純金25.22
要する24.30
遣られる24.08
不愉快23.94
寝静まる24.67
電気24.05
ちいっと26.27
バード24.38
再現23.60
数えきれない24.64
胸倉24.60
行ってらっしゃい24.27
堪える23.45
御仁24.34
遅く23.46
午前23.84
ちらちら24.22
したる25.31
監督23.94
能天気24.58
死んでいる24.02
お墨付き24.46
ほっつく25.22
何日も24.36
塵23.82
訓練22.89
科23.77
ドレスシャツ26.14
下りる23.84
サフラン25.15
酒造り25.10
別宅24.90
為になる24.41
引き返す24.17
ご迷惑24.16
ティータイム24.84
重たい23.96
一人あたり25.35
幻想的24.19
堪まるか24.28
マドモワゼル26.57
投げ出す23.88
圧迫24.33
アピール23.80
間にある24.45
警告23.78
胃23.81
目の上のたんこぶ25.50
二ケツ25.60
通行人24.53
徒24.00
代置27.29
みかじめ料25.61
ず24.04
もう一方24.35
挙げられる24.33
大急ぎ24.45
時空23.47
お腹いっぱい24.49
うわ言24.90
丸呑み24.58
史話24.29
テレキネシス25.39
聞き入る24.46
美味23.74
物色24.52
見上げる23.03
花火24.08
筒状24.91
交錯24.40
突き出す23.65
スレンダー24.76
トートバック26.27
灯す24.19
二列24.93
魚市場26.09
ノーブラ25.83
前のめり24.25
聞き返す23.94
勘付く25.68
艶23.84
同族24.11
騒ぎ出す24.50
何でもいい24.10
石製25.36
赤字24.50
ぼた餅25.79
流通23.98
買取24.39
別荘24.20
お高い24.90
優越感24.57

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