I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
穿く34.55
逆転34.08
中二34.66
後脚35.32
模倣34.31
砕け散る34.47
33.44
出で立ち34.45
洗い場34.98
本隊33.97
同程度34.39
大の34.23
解明34.27
とどめを刺す34.88
悪夢33.85
メロメロ34.87
33.90
球体33.81
洗い34.13
どれ位33.57
お詫び34.04
逃げまどう35.34
考え込む33.53
大柄34.04
突拍子もない34.60
イブニングドレス35.67
フリー33.91
あらー34.85
煮込む34.08
同乗34.50
定宿35.35
省略34.31
詰める33.86
移住34.11
噴出34.14
乗客34.56
沸き立つ34.56
投資34.39
公平34.30
人件費34.79
修繕34.43
システム33.51
上等33.92
沈む33.38
ウエイトレス35.06
大人しい33.95
弱者34.17
会釈34.14
優勝33.87
34.47
フェロモン34.47
命により34.99
34.19
長椅子34.23
概算35.01
嗜む34.50
欲情34.77
急所34.01
断末魔34.22
賢明34.35
家庭用35.24
面従腹背35.70
切り倒す34.58
ダサい34.72
来客用34.96
研鑚35.13
彼の方34.59
応用33.85
変態33.55
平野34.41
昼寝34.08
合成33.90
着々34.39
蝶ネクタイ35.52
歪み33.95
9034.29
ケダモノ34.93
実施34.35
死亡33.75
仕合せ34.78
シック35.04
穏やか33.23
運送35.17
居留守35.10
先生32.72
白亜34.56
移動中34.29
食む34.48
絵画33.96
歓び35.25
何から何まで34.63
落札価格35.63
巧妙34.50
四日33.94
34.12
恋愛33.65
34.08
お小遣い34.42
効率33.59
カタカタ34.62

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