I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ゴメン34.19
慇懃無礼35.06
効率33.59
鞘33.44
コントラスト34.97
私物34.52
杯33.78
取り組む34.14
しゃがみ込む34.73
太い33.69
寒い33.54
薔薇33.65
嗚咽34.20
気持34.29
誰でも33.66
征伐34.39
くるくる34.05
稼働34.17
トントン拍子35.26
と言うより33.10
急所34.01
挙句33.97
掌33.53
無印35.64
ムカつく34.30
閉じ込める33.69
材質34.29
近づき33.85
乳房34.66
残忍34.77
メロメロ34.87
騎馬33.83
争い33.58
洟33.66
痩せぎす35.06
犯罪者33.88
穿く34.55
あり得る33.51
恥33.76
断末魔34.22
コミック34.80
突き33.40
城外34.92
賢い33.83
傘33.87
笑い声33.54
繁盛34.52
勾配35.08
するする34.48
数回34.13
お役所仕事35.63
連れ帰る34.40
同郷34.46
800035.20
身を守る34.13
絡みだす36.99
両方とも34.46
取りまとめ34.82
屠る34.01
制圧33.73
荒野33.88
レディ34.11
高める33.89
進言34.10
勝者34.05
行動計画35.94
牽制33.69
着こなし34.75
必要悪35.35
終結34.37
呼び止める33.99
脱がす34.53
戯れ34.22
毛玉34.52
仰ぐ33.63
威圧33.73
義務付け34.92
絞め殺す35.14
チケット34.34
土筆34.40
反撃33.52
一色34.29
駆け込む34.16
Tシャツ34.61
占めた34.47
劈く34.62
未成年34.38
怯える33.71
建34.09
引き抜き34.25
だけあって33.64
レイプ35.07
大の34.23
遇う34.79
ほうほうの体35.56
バトル33.91
経済34.04
引っ越す34.68
どれどれ34.52
負け組35.46

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