I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
威勢よく25.04
だり23.41
じゃらし26.40
代置27.29
もんで24.08
自己主張24.51
なんと言っても24.51
通じて24.12
大漁24.89
テク25.33
裂く23.73
まざまざ24.77
オプション24.66
言い含める24.51
味のある25.46
今年23.34
最低最悪25.16
次姉25.30
水分24.04
暴君24.41
焼き上げる24.83
タメ口24.97
粗利26.31
従い25.04
恋人23.51
定項23.84
コロニー24.62
24.44
ステッキ24.81
あれ程23.73
囲み24.43
知らず23.68
根元24.10
取り分けて24.87
濁る24.15
慈善事業25.07
恥じらい24.68
会議室23.81
ぐらい22.70
面接24.31
免除24.47
23.77
炸裂23.88
戦意23.97
特定23.61
空ける24.24
ふらつく24.29
なして24.49
嗜好24.59
華奢24.05
トイチ26.32
婚約破棄23.72
採れる24.11
フル稼働25.10
当然ながら23.77
運行24.84
好意的24.09
儲け24.09
ステップを踏む25.20
最後の砦25.04
人員23.65
散財24.83
ドン引き24.20
変わり23.44
野卑25.25
ギガ25.10
鼻筋24.84
御曹司24.56
取り巻く24.25
元ネタ24.79
練り歩く24.94
偽り24.00
好奇心23.79
23.70
代表取締役社長26.26
陰口24.53
ハードル24.33
1か所25.84
クソアマ25.53
払い戻し25.59
募る23.96
同族24.11
搦み24.38
殴りかかる24.95
白光24.67
中指24.51
ありゃしない24.91
体温23.99
24.29
しり目25.16
企てる24.71
遅れる23.60
おちんちん26.28
帰途25.15
胃袋24.25
四苦八苦24.69
メインイベント25.23
心得23.94
似つく24.06
為になる24.41

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