I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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想像上25.24
目を瞑る24.53
十日24.05
下命25.40
ポリポリ24.75
発来25.00
怒り心頭24.71
窓口24.19
みかじめ料25.61
引き締まる24.50
三体24.05
に伴い24.57
殴りかかる24.95
大勝25.26
暗躍24.28
間接24.93
軌跡24.21
非課税26.25
難曲26.15
女史24.44
うわ言24.90
優越感24.57
突き飛ばす24.19
寇する24.49
筋骨隆々24.45
基づく24.44
饗宴25.05
也23.54
お近づき24.90
所以24.14
キャットファイト25.69
小首をかしげる25.07
言い含める24.51
掟破り25.65
奥の手24.28
犬猿の仲25.04
バレバレ24.53
密着24.11
迅速24.07
半端ない24.46
所持23.81
広大23.78
じゃーん24.93
跳躍23.45
口ずさむ24.66
すそ分け26.61
アレンジ24.43
はにかみ24.83
ストレス23.94
連れ出す23.97
虐める24.71
名を騙る25.44
アイス23.80
再構成24.86
赤色24.17
煽情的25.69
永き24.78
ナッツ24.73
薄っぺら25.08
突き出す23.65
ズル24.39
ちょろまかす25.31
脳天気25.11
心配事24.71
夢うつつ25.33
物質23.82
移動手段24.43
農協25.32
人通り24.24
これにより24.27
予約を入れる26.42
案内人24.32
畔23.52
お時間24.19
石製25.36
泣きつく24.48
指し示す23.98
入れ替え24.27
鵝毛23.85
とん24.43
守りぬく25.98
じゃねー23.75
来襲25.05
巡り24.05
何事24.06
侭ならない24.23
展示24.43
やろ24.10
胸をなでおろす25.12
薬物24.58
筈のない24.44
迷い23.59
スピード23.52
初級者25.74
逮捕24.26
特注24.66
齧る24.13
会長23.46
ハードル24.33

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