I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
欲情34.77
上限34.22
1433.70
連れ帰る34.40
これでも33.60
限度34.11
血管34.24
頭の回転34.80
食べ物33.50
しい34.55
閉会35.32
ライン33.62
異世界32.94
大歓迎34.15
閉じ込める33.69
引け34.22
開け放つ34.18
33.27
青い33.17
訝しい34.12
監視33.31
沸騰34.28
細々34.60
尋常33.81
どれ位33.57
を以て33.98
33.06
排水溝35.38
わん34.24
健気34.28
34.14
半透明34.13
桃尻36.34
大音響35.31
繁盛34.52
屠る34.01
無印35.64
出来る限り34.04
後ろ向き34.59
食品34.46
労働34.26
犯罪33.81
付け合わせ35.16
最大限33.89
プライス35.64
乱入者34.81
個目34.09
視野33.66
乳房34.66
露骨33.94
領地33.13
分け前34.82
住宅街34.59
閉める33.66
貸す33.91
狼狽34.20
神の意志35.30
サンダー35.07
天敵34.24
赤っ恥35.54
33.79
33.70
屈服34.53
一夜34.08
押しつぶす34.27
34.47
仕切り34.46
着々34.39
34.48
町並み34.51
ご覧なさい34.77
兵衛34.16
砕け散る34.47
実施34.35
連発34.24
誉れ34.59
考慮33.63
33.69
33.76
妨害33.80
すか33.90
都度35.00
33.53
鏡に映る35.08
耳を傾ける34.39
直感33.78
引き締まった34.39
要領34.07
でさえ33.45
探しに33.93
ピタリ34.18
陶芸品36.59
断末魔34.22
33.50
お喋り33.88
順を追って34.90
違約金35.04
黙り34.28
ゴミ33.82
太腿34.51

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