I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
秋33.57
カギ34.67
神の意志35.30
平野34.41
鉄板34.16
何のこと33.95
順を追って34.90
野つぼ35.09
沼34.12
噴出34.14
儲かる34.29
通り越す34.07
だらし34.47
招待33.76
旦那33.55
逃れる33.70
叫び出す35.60
閉じ込める33.69
食べ物33.50
だっけ33.76
中途半端33.90
カバー34.03
我見35.69
スポット34.63
寒い33.54
済ます34.07
汚し34.40
流行33.97
オロオロ34.53
最後尾34.20
跳ね33.85
あれやこれや34.77
辱め34.89
蹴散らす34.69
側から33.82
今更33.31
盆暗35.08
ご覧なさい34.77
穿く34.55
だま35.27
返済34.46
ウエイトレス35.06
大事なところ35.03
梁33.95
占めた34.47
足首34.15
幾世34.37
冷凍庫34.99
鍵穴34.68
無き34.12
常時34.03
駆け巡る34.53
分け与える34.46
側近33.61
甲34.00
手甲34.05
咲かせる34.31
人殺し34.32
蝶々結び35.98
しい34.55
取り除く34.04
勝ち誇る34.23
ヤジ馬36.72
請け負う34.18
幼少34.40
上書き34.41
徹夜34.24
居眠り34.62
気楽33.87
100%34.73
後半33.77
他者33.68
縮む34.34
野望34.28
支店34.42
成人33.74
日光34.36
自嘲34.04
思い当たる33.99
空で34.50
有用34.11
仮装34.73
望むところ34.41
眉間33.66
空想34.50
防戦34.79
洗い場34.98
危害を加える34.51
気まずい33.71
異様33.64
沈む33.38
キノコ33.92
逆転34.08
亜人33.51
何時もより33.79
接続34.02
高値34.28
気遣い33.79
四日33.94
撤退33.50

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