I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
基礎23.69
その時はその時24.87
権力者24.16
故あって25.34
乗っかる24.23
名の通った25.40
炸裂23.88
一呼吸24.59
畳みかける24.66
平常24.64
てく23.97
価値観23.95
処罰24.03
ふざけ24.01
員23.73
戦斧24.17
うとうと24.62
三段24.79
7日24.64
お値打ち26.14
非番24.83
満開24.83
ざわめく24.24
ビキニアーマー25.10
形態23.93
孟浪25.56
痛感24.32
仕返し24.33
x24.44
別荘24.20
一件落着24.81
はにかみ24.83
一摘み25.36
対戦23.82
工事現場25.12
管理者24.07
想像上25.24
口止め24.42
傲り24.92
持ち回り25.11
物入れ25.34
突き上げる24.28
由来23.99
状23.61
足らず24.19
扇情的24.90
軽口24.05
暮す25.25
待ち受け24.17
仲いい24.99
指し24.00
ドン引き24.20
物心24.35
裏口24.28
石突き24.65
凌駕24.12
丸く23.55
手近24.30
連れ出す23.97
撲る25.50
荒くれ24.99
目論見24.21
手の者24.48
先ほどから24.01
神官23.11
死罪24.57
丸23.59
ご馳走さまでした24.73
仕種24.69
最愛24.24
漁具25.35
留め23.86
1人分25.60
ギャンブル24.62
毎に23.53
宣告24.44
足先24.62
2人して25.22
ウハウハ25.20
天下御免26.18
大方24.11
菓子23.59
意気投合24.64
細部24.46
恋愛禁止25.89
ばー24.56
したほうが良い24.30
農協25.32
連れ戻す24.42
伺い24.41
惰性25.07
荷馬車24.02
幸福23.74
暴君24.41
土色25.02
渡り23.94
代わる代わる25.00
サンド24.25
オツム25.56
ボン24.74

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