I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
聞く耳24.55
間にある24.45
23.03
放棄23.78
リバ26.36
侵す24.24
白色24.37
施し23.91
担い23.71
ずる24.33
護身用24.65
別荘24.20
場代26.30
不健康24.86
所以24.14
幼芽23.74
宥める23.82
セレモニー25.21
アップ23.39
押し寄せる23.80
ナプキン24.98
相応しい23.28
他端25.13
純金25.22
1000024.91
うんざり24.02
散策24.17
尖塔24.65
正当24.16
極力24.04
食料品店25.34
残高25.24
張り詰める24.21
藍晶石26.13
ローテーション24.73
手に入れる23.71
越す23.95
まくり24.45
マドモワゼル26.57
婚約破棄23.72
肖像画24.42
持ち回り25.11
子離れ25.56
代置27.29
23.42
げっ24.25
意匠24.28
出て行く23.89
物質23.82
オプション24.66
分かれる23.99
大仕事24.71
ぶらんぶらん26.42
進み出る23.96
製造場26.37
手掴み25.46
話し合う23.53
校長室25.01
スイッチ23.98
想像上25.24
席替え25.42
訳ではありません23.90
手付金25.73
交錯24.40
吹聴24.66
23.74
勘定24.71
大活躍24.38
兄貴23.52
嬌声24.96
マーカー24.22
ほほ24.30
気をつける24.31
2つ目24.74
復習う25.11
完備24.71
同梱26.11
そうかもしれない24.19
見繕う24.37
点火24.84
奥さま24.97
屈指24.45
ロード23.72
染み付く24.74
焚きつけ25.29
レア物25.42
23.61
23.62
ご愁傷さま25.42
24.92
へし折る24.16
何じゃそりゃ25.29
粗熱25.61
数えきれない24.64
傷む24.47
にゃあん25.91
花火大会25.05
等しい23.70
逮捕24.26
いっその事24.94

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