I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
面影34.21
絞め殺す35.14
1から34.70
連れ込み35.52
小部屋34.14
異様33.64
出ていく33.96
払い出す36.69
頭の回転34.80
後を追う34.30
臆病34.17
嗜む34.50
双子葉34.24
気を失う34.79
優勝33.87
34.22
黒服34.66
屁でもない35.49
キーワード34.54
仕切り34.46
争奪戦34.63
現場監督35.25
汚し34.40
目をやる34.33
口火を切る35.29
存じ上げる34.66
気さく34.30
でさえ33.45
拾い34.12
容赦33.63
酔い34.12
稲妻34.14
剥く33.80
軍隊33.83
温もり34.01
絶対零度34.76
33.44
だけあって33.64
該当34.16
つま先34.48
緑茶34.64
手をかける34.45
脱げる34.73
午後一35.30
洗濯場35.48
片っ端から34.23
叔母34.22
山羊34.34
卒倒34.55
34.19
消費者35.43
作り出す33.45
33.70
34.27
最後尾34.20
四日33.94
沈む33.38
34.14
判明33.66
博す34.66
閉会35.32
サクサク34.48
繁華街34.73
半身34.08
恋愛33.65
反転33.97
運送35.17
怪物33.50
お部屋34.13
泣き声34.13
独立33.90
心ゆくまで35.15
生ける34.76
塗れ33.95
臥す34.91
分担34.51
亡き33.83
32.93
進言34.10
加速33.47
修繕34.43
熱気34.01
知るか34.35
名簿34.44
レース33.92
34.45
に連れ33.76
余る33.72
若い衆35.04
脱がす34.53
しゃがみ込む34.73
冷気34.02
わっ33.63
防戦34.79
ピタリ34.18
童話34.56
日差し34.04
に過ぎない33.53
連発34.24
耳たぶ35.20

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