I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
すげえ34.09
望むところ34.41
搬入34.67
何なのか33.86
陳列34.84
頬張る34.07
思考停止34.84
勝ち逃げ35.35
手をかける34.45
競う34.23
こく34.87
言い方33.46
褌一丁35.88
賃金34.65
住宅街34.59
崩れ33.56
取り組む34.14
柄33.45
徴税34.65
持ち出し34.20
生気34.27
方角33.79
微笑ましい33.74
キーワード34.54
脱がす34.53
遠く33.08
士気33.85
駆け巡る34.53
何としてでも34.41
飛びつく34.01
クス33.88
半透明34.13
酔い34.12
要領34.07
見得を切る36.21
バトル33.91
公平34.30
にゃんにゃん35.54
隅々34.37
舞い上がる33.92
鎖33.53
食物34.67
名簿34.44
言い返す34.01
甲羅34.16
良いこと33.92
薄め34.69
野宿34.19
分の一34.40
黙り34.28
薔薇33.65
一色34.29
町並み34.51
映し出す33.87
品々34.42
解明34.27
だっけ33.76
長靴34.93
誉れ34.59
塗れ33.95
所へ33.57
大層34.05
リゾートホテル35.73
強気34.16
ケース33.90
出来る限り34.04
派閥33.69
小脇34.68
連れ帰る34.40
蹴散らす34.69
濡れる33.84
直感33.78
依存34.06
鉄火場35.31
振る舞う33.82
魔導師33.57
塔33.22
居間34.07
駆ける33.80
愛撫35.25
明らかになる34.82
最弱34.48
こき使う34.49
一休み34.67
蹴り33.23
都度35.00
何かと33.80
食い入るように34.49
どれ位33.57
辱め34.89
串33.91
いやはや34.11
定宿35.35
膝枕34.39
移住34.11
一品34.19
忠誠心34.24
素知らぬ顔34.74
管34.08
良さ33.84

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