I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
見下ろす23.37
艶めかしい24.94
ジェラシー25.47
大勝負25.35
特設会場25.80
否定23.07
脹らみ25.04
せざるを得ない24.15
同僚23.84
嬌声24.96
海沿い24.89
手土産24.41
数枚24.32
荒れ狂う24.30
ステップを踏む25.20
尖る23.95
元ネタ24.79
義妹24.43
好く23.97
実際は23.72
ばっか23.98
幻想的24.19
謳歌24.61
イライラ24.14
侭ならない24.23
重視型26.45
三女24.74
高位23.64
全軍24.05
状23.61
無粋24.33
胸倉24.60
生きがい25.00
べったり24.42
発色25.43
華23.54
偽り24.00
貴重品24.57
帳代23.86
面白がる24.86
つけ込む24.86
さえすれば24.16
ろくでもない24.60
背屈24.10
コウモリ24.38
旨く25.23
探検24.45
オートミール25.34
丸一日24.40
骸骨23.90
スムーズ24.07
没頭24.19
近衛兵24.33
ロック23.59
物故25.01
委託24.99
先んじる24.32
留守中24.97
ぎゃあ24.17
追い剥ぎ25.31
気の毒24.08
書きもの26.22
半泣き24.54
預託26.69
バックヤード25.20
おっと23.55
すげー24.21
アレンジ24.43
大活躍24.38
入金25.20
パーティールーム26.45
中性24.53
攻城24.30
管理人24.26
うひょー25.66
他人ごと25.28
バラ23.96
振り払う23.79
替える24.63
未練24.06
逆流24.70
酒瓶24.35
愛くるしい24.65
5百25.99
言う通り23.39
確かめ23.70
狂乱24.48
9人24.97
死罪24.57
寇する24.49
残高25.24
戦意23.97
端的24.05
人材23.62
取り押さえる24.28
引き分け24.51
大好評24.58
次男坊24.98
ぶらんぶらん26.42
置場25.61

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