I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
逃げだす24.59
海沿い24.89
動物虐待26.02
洗面室26.43
ランドセル24.82
お目出度い24.77
この上ない24.14
名の通った25.40
仕種24.69
背もたれ24.31
23.84
オーダー24.64
罵り24.61
ちょうど今24.98
そんな訳で23.69
バラ23.96
ホスト24.79
激突23.70
丘陵地帯24.92
匂わす25.06
小銭24.62
憎悪23.86
怪しからん24.70
赤髪24.15
せびる25.28
ダミー24.67
色違い24.58
通行人24.53
知らん顔25.08
役割分担24.61
家路24.85
巻き起こる24.58
うざい25.12
青色24.02
元より23.72
刳り24.10
引き剥がす24.73
つけ込む24.86
愛飲25.78
膨らみ24.38
ぶち切れ25.61
南下24.44
縮める24.10
大急ぎ24.45
恩恵23.87
早足24.34
収拾がつかない25.54
バット24.29
大歓声24.67
つもりである24.57
乱暴者25.20
取り決め24.37
24.26
出禁23.89
愛称24.27
氷漬け24.47
元い24.01
彼女自身24.08
今こそ24.27
子離れ25.56
1人分25.60
護身用24.65
望み23.62
言う通り23.39
スリム25.20
すそ分け26.61
ぎゃあ24.17
私服24.39
仕切る24.15
施し23.91
リハーサル25.20
ぱりぱり25.63
店頭24.58
商業施設25.35
度肝24.56
鼻筋24.84
マイペース24.36
売上金25.58
雄姿25.07
領土23.72
手間23.57
分隊24.44
授業料24.98
考え方23.72
使い分け24.69
息を合わせる25.97
陣取り24.75
停車場25.41
言い含める24.51
言葉通り23.92
ぐらい22.70
放題24.29
覆面24.43
典型24.96
見れる23.74
這う23.69
問題点24.29
へへ24.06
パン屋24.41
三女24.74

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