I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
レアアイテム34.77
グリーン34.29
上目遣い34.13
終結34.37
ふわっと34.57
絶大34.02
恋愛33.65
馴れ馴れしい34.55
わっ33.63
候補生34.17
拒否33.61
上昇33.21
オス33.92
注意深く34.37
驚愕33.40
取り落とす34.52
枝33.45
履物35.28
上限34.22
苛立ち33.76
独特33.76
スポット34.63
仮面33.42
段取り34.33
手甲34.05
両性具有35.96
付き合い33.50
開け放つ34.18
急所34.01
思考停止34.84
人差し指33.82
勝者34.05
寝かしつける34.85
1から34.70
ああ言う33.88
降参34.12
了承33.62
支店34.42
雹34.82
ことから33.46
者共34.34
わくわく34.27
つま先34.48
すんな33.96
種切れ36.46
すべき33.46
ぴったり33.91
乾いた33.83
滅茶苦茶33.68
いい男34.61
口火を切る35.29
今更33.31
喋り33.80
鳩尾34.36
内部33.28
食物34.67
議論33.98
眼球34.13
化する33.89
お供34.18
寺34.14
丸見え34.59
特権34.19
洗い場34.98
何から何まで34.63
四日33.94
いいや33.63
出来る限り34.04
タレコミ35.98
屠る34.01
生ける34.76
対立34.04
爆炎34.17
丸骨35.23
設営34.53
反転33.97
抜群34.13
真剣勝負34.85
ダメもと35.48
イブニングドレス35.67
律儀34.18
唾する36.51
ぽつぽつ34.57
仕切り34.46
蟻地獄35.46
帰路34.40
気はない33.75
一財産35.19
土32.90
鍵穴34.68
そうする33.75
大正解34.90
膝枕34.39
考慮33.63
VS34.78
遠縁34.85
細かいこと34.34
他者33.68
歪み33.95
ヤジ馬36.72

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