I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
カプセル34.56
正装34.31
あざ笑う34.71
だま35.27
ブースト34.31
場合によって33.78
取っておく34.82
わん34.24
金づる35.61
掘っ立て小屋35.20
理屈33.71
小ぶり34.63
疎外感34.98
通り越す34.07
よく見ると34.07
行き渡る34.36
同乗34.50
成人33.74
酔い34.12
呼び止める33.99
上限34.22
からすれば33.47
34.19
茶業36.81
滑り込み35.30
士気33.85
業者34.25
心音34.80
穏やか33.23
何かあったの33.93
永遠33.70
しょぼい34.72
手後れ34.43
顔なじみ35.04
稼業34.52
販売価格35.54
詰める33.86
蹴散らす34.69
来客34.14
強固33.94
終結34.37
里帰り34.56
冷や汗33.78
放る33.59
覇権34.82
鼻歌34.33
膝丈35.07
及ぶ33.48
唾液34.47
増々33.64
お願いだから34.33
だけれども34.44
1から34.70
記憶喪失34.56
流行33.97
載せる33.79
33.53
開け放つ34.18
詮索34.38
あの子33.24
鳩尾34.36
苦しい33.37
陰に34.11
こめかみ34.12
お世話になっております35.02
修繕34.43
の度に34.46
効率33.59
どうかした33.88
言い聞かせる33.74
精一杯33.63
33.71
兼ねない33.40
たげる33.92
配属34.22
大音響35.31
側近33.61
異様33.64
存在理由35.14
着々34.39
湿気34.61
騒々しい34.48
異存34.56
ならともかく33.89
付け合わせ35.16
生ける34.76
断末魔34.22
身体の自由35.18
占めた34.47
自嘲34.04
砕け散る34.47
煮込む34.08
目安34.48
歓待34.33
種切れ36.46
下っ端34.31
お小遣い34.42
34.00
と言うものは33.72
発言権34.87

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