I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
木材23.90
極悪24.76
吹く23.60
監督23.94
子宮24.99
悪化23.91
旋回24.04
興じる24.31
尖塔24.65
治める23.81
変身23.73
ガウン24.58
没収24.39
意思確認25.50
獲れる24.89
1人分25.60
テレキネシス25.39
今も23.35
名前だけ24.34
振り払う23.79
あどけない24.44
刈り込む25.14
起き出す24.70
孕む24.21
ずれる24.29
好く23.97
大好評24.58
間にある24.45
そんな馬鹿な24.31
ロマン24.13
事自体24.44
妊娠24.06
掟破り25.65
フルサイズ26.81
訳ない23.74
尖る23.95
脅かし24.79
銀製24.84
画期的24.69
朝一番24.69
対等23.97
24.29
イラスト24.19
乗っかる24.23
突きたてる25.97
23.86
心の傷24.66
過剰23.90
倉庫番25.73
噛みつく24.09
お古25.21
休ませる24.74
成敗24.72
ロングスカート25.01
ばこそ24.51
由来23.99
中央部24.32
バランスを取る25.01
訓練22.89
疎む24.44
訳じゃない23.07
23.82
敬語23.93
刀身23.73
有能23.85
冷ます24.48
増やし23.81
編成23.88
念を押す24.64
ズル24.39
を巡って24.19
口を開く23.33
放題24.29
経済的24.45
幼いころ24.55
正直言って24.39
並び立つ24.46
落札者25.63
仕種24.69
湯たんぽ25.49
仕切る24.15
裕福24.17
身代金24.66
小さめ24.41
廊下23.30
窓口24.19
ばっか23.98
麻紙26.51
貯める24.08
バター24.20
二足歩行24.55
なして24.49
足らず24.19
浮いた24.17
私服24.39
偽り24.00
入力24.40
気をつける24.31
怒らせる24.47
24.65

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