I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
互助24.99
ロード23.72
改善23.85
晒し者25.25
隠し子24.88
ちょろい24.68
口に運ぶ24.35
攻略23.09
体温23.99
けじめ24.79
ちいっと26.27
パーフェクト24.65
目視24.25
深々23.65
連弾25.43
一身24.48
人通り24.24
胸当て24.41
共々24.10
嫌み24.77
蔑ろ24.33
歯ぎしり24.69
労う24.28
指し示す23.98
妨げる24.54
ぶちまける24.24
胃23.81
刀身23.73
居合24.77
自明25.08
むむ24.35
追い剥ぎ25.31
氷漬け24.47
うざい25.12
お値打ち26.14
査証26.59
ぶよぶよ25.26
紅玉24.55
誇り高き24.63
手放し24.11
逆流24.70
マダム24.63
恥じらい24.68
悲痛24.07
整った23.72
公共事業25.11
留守中24.97
逆襲24.82
婚約破棄23.72
北門24.33
返り24.46
混ざる23.62
どころ23.88
ウェーブ24.54
大嘘25.17
ステーキ24.22
ぶつぶつ24.09
役割分担24.61
敵味方24.42
向き合う23.73
ナンパ24.35
寿司24.43
バーテンダー25.17
展示24.43
トンボ24.84
聞き返す23.94
気にいる24.74
乱交26.04
なあなあ24.94
意外性25.18
お待たせしました23.96
全軍24.05
泣き言24.55
同じくらい23.72
7日24.64
日没24.63
書23.74
コロニー24.62
湿地帯24.74
熱す24.41
鎖帷子24.87
一人一人24.21
思い浮かべる23.73
散財24.83
取り直し24.14
噛みつく24.09
館内24.90
遂行24.23
混浴24.79
屁25.13
踏み込み24.07
死人23.99
パパ23.65
仕返し24.33
を巡って24.19
裏庭24.33
石鹸24.12
店売り25.19
吹っ掛ける24.97
嬲る24.52

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