I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
日差し34.04
誘拐者36.39
その名の通り34.33
下っ端34.31
実物34.28
安々34.70
試着室35.16
1から34.70
止まり33.89
観光施設36.25
内部33.28
お願いだから34.33
手当34.28
御用34.33
自分から33.64
見とれる34.38
痩せぎす35.06
励まし34.19
33.50
貸す33.91
おでぶさん36.89
真っ昼間35.25
スタンディングオベーション35.80
恐らく32.72
省略34.31
アイコンタクト34.60
名簿34.44
尋常33.81
ライン33.62
残忍34.77
原料34.32
ヒステリック34.91
胡麻化す34.44
分の一34.40
ぷー35.35
異存34.56
どうかした33.88
赤っ恥35.54
細々34.60
の度に34.46
こっちゃ34.76
手後れ34.43
制圧33.73
取り組む34.14
天敵34.24
歌詞34.66
神の意志35.30
身体の自由35.18
保証金35.30
舞い上がる33.92
両方とも34.46
顔パス35.10
引退33.95
振る舞う33.82
だけあって33.64
眼前33.58
材料費34.84
マリ33.49
劈く34.62
振り込む34.93
快諾34.54
切り捨てる34.03
変態33.55
プラス33.90
大当たり34.77
身のこなし34.40
ぶれ34.80
不機嫌33.55
多数33.54
引き抜き34.25
妨害33.80
33.43
嗜む34.50
食い入るように34.49
そうになった33.59
愛でる34.22
持ち出し34.20
争い33.58
価格帯35.73
機械33.62
占めた34.47
開拓33.76
耳たぶ35.20
書き換える34.69
五十33.53
何処でも34.08
相好34.73
カタカタ34.62
仰ぐ33.63
研鑚35.13
抓み34.18
町外れ35.10
取っておく34.82
クレスト34.42
爆炎34.17
バカに34.12
穏やか33.23
舐め33.66
有名33.31
威圧33.73

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