I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
舞い戻る14.43
五角形15.57
弔意15.70
二人きり13.85
傷める14.96
句例15.35
惨殺14.75
先を行く14.88
自殺14.10
第314.23
一晩中14.69
大荒れ15.57
オーソドックス14.79
正式メンバー16.51
せよと言う15.27
下駄箱14.93
とあらば14.48
一睡15.04
想像力14.49
愛好家14.98
言いたげ14.45
二分14.40
寝ぼけ14.45
度重なる14.55
あけましておめでとうございます14.86
家財15.23
他店15.62
計画性15.25
筒抜け14.52
ワンツー15.56
暗黙14.90
こじ開ける14.53
老年15.26
一巻の終わり15.91
義母14.01
繋がる13.22
一網打尽14.60
打ち止め14.91
ちょっとしか15.16
節穴14.89
害を及ぼす15.46
風俗嬢16.24
火口14.44
がたがた14.93
高品質14.61
シーフード15.41
煮え切らない14.99
ちゃっちゃと14.88
見込み14.22
極貧15.66
拒否反応14.97
でふ15.45
暗示14.45
辟易14.34
ぺろっと15.36
妬く14.95
クリティカル14.47
立憲君主制15.78
深い愛情15.33
素人目14.91
指図14.71
前世13.21
悪態14.13
剣を抜く14.46
日常生活14.45
再起動14.48
星になる16.09
標的13.87
バタバタ14.18
14.42
上を行く15.02
鋼線15.12
獣性15.41
人口密度15.09
セール15.15
打ち出す14.40
壊す13.30
承認者15.95
顔ぶれ14.29
硬度14.42
軍服14.16
芸術性15.45
ファイトマネー15.99
話をする13.66
毛髪15.24
グラブ16.03
学者14.07
基礎工事15.50
眠気14.06
ところ狭しと15.46
伯父14.04
学術的15.25
し甲斐15.42
気弱14.43
猛毒13.90
犠牲者14.13
食らわせる14.55
先鋭15.66
振るまい14.98
メインキャラクター15.93

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