I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
祈念14.76
温度差14.79
享ける15.09
関与14.10
唆す14.69
13.74
なだれ込む14.70
好いこと14.98
思い直す14.23
思ってもいない15.03
歩き回る14.10
取り残す14.19
恒例14.54
海水浴14.69
水場14.36
静める14.84
萌え14.33
一蹴14.31
祭る14.90
オーバーオール15.69
引きとる16.64
口振り14.66
内陸14.73
ビクッと14.37
せっかち14.80
金貨13.27
嫉妬の炎15.33
成人男性14.57
行って来15.35
し放題15.01
現場検証15.64
アジリティ16.57
摘み14.53
七分丈15.81
発情14.85
惨敗14.83
彼自身14.08
捻り14.12
クレーム14.78
非現実的14.77
申し込む14.17
向きあう15.96
それどころか13.58
悪魔の宴16.99
遭わせる15.42
中間14.21
致命傷13.81
女らしい14.41
満員御礼15.44
ヤクザ14.47
蒸らす15.32
感じ取る13.58
括り13.98
依估14.62
行き当たりばったり14.83
軋み14.49
好青年14.82
三ヶ日17.29
やない14.25
しかめっ面14.69
連ねる14.35
めでたしめでたし15.01
狼煙をあげる15.84
ポテトフライ15.81
ごん14.18
水蒸気14.60
ツナギ15.24
長毛15.33
Vサイン15.46
ムード14.42
下士14.57
どS16.75
兄者14.69
悪名14.68
しちゃダメ14.75
署名14.36
狭間14.14
13.67
手当たりしだい15.84
小気味良い15.09
遊撃14.28
戸惑い13.73
都督16.40
首を傾げる13.48
捉まる15.51
13.25
所用14.93
心像15.94
めり込む14.17
不便14.01
足りとも14.14
エッセイ14.42
はす交い15.45
苔むす15.20
疑問点14.99
ガツガツ14.90
兄上13.54
数種類14.71
神具14.18
招待客14.37

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