I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
決議15.30
負債14.92
駆けだし15.06
それはそれは14.20
灼熱14.12
盗み聞き14.51
リア充14.39
長所14.41
軍備14.68
何処にも13.78
残虐14.55
化導14.71
回し蹴り14.50
一言でいうと15.82
戦隊14.45
採択15.61
宣う14.68
習い事14.99
党14.00
住み着く14.41
大盤振る舞い14.84
惨たらしい14.99
真打15.53
取っ付き15.51
たちの悪い15.26
波乱14.38
車両14.08
王位継承14.79
老年15.26
馬鹿みたい14.29
空け13.98
ほじくる15.17
当の本人14.31
干支13.94
スタリオン16.45
注目を集める14.75
血糊14.94
ちらっと14.31
鞭打つ14.90
息を呑む14.18
別世界14.52
やつれる14.94
踏み台14.52
打開14.41
重圧14.30
ラムレーズン16.01
出してくれる14.46
目撃者14.55
手法14.15
読み取る14.00
付け届け15.15
小綺麗15.21
見破る14.22
缶詰14.51
滴り14.72
見本市15.64
詫びを入れる15.89
長期14.26
荷13.94
ぶるっと15.20
気っ風16.11
テラス14.19
ドン臭い16.64
後釜14.97
統括14.17
抜き足で16.89
日付14.20
BGM14.92
聞きおぼえ16.20
メンツが揃う17.11
極意15.00
閉館15.69
両立14.61
明言14.36
ぶつけ合う14.84
内気14.98
豪遊15.21
装填14.30
代理戦争15.49
横暴14.33
1年13.92
貼り付け14.45
淡青色16.18
代わりになる14.79
言い切る13.95
建つ14.14
二筑15.35
二つめ15.78
選択の自由15.61
佳句14.36
見詰める14.03
我等14.02
行きわたる16.04
掻きむしる14.83
爆笑14.40
町娘14.91
だーれ15.49
取り払う14.56
神憑16.39
ふらつき14.72

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