I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
動き562.57
アシスタント564.93
じゃない562.26
チップ564.41
よし562.94
紅562.93
判断552.74
飽食555.30
参賀552.47
先ほど552.88
炎552.71
施設553.37
余り552.47
白い552.82
冷たい553.11
感じ552.29
何とか552.77
取る552.69
基本553.31
納得552.79
に向けて553.12
主542.62
姉542.91
何処542.58
いい事543.82
バズ545.03
母さま544.62
開く542.63
どうやら542.64
もの派542.90
持ち542.99
命令543.05
宿543.06
そうね543.24
場合542.60
三542.74
渡し542.40
こう542.92
代表533.41
6533.14
1つ533.46
大きな532.50
起きる532.74
御者533.70
召喚532.63
間もなく533.66
進める533.00
肩532.70
心532.57
なのだ532.41
答え532.75
ため息533.17
終了533.34
町532.83
可能522.85
守る522.66
そう言う522.36
おい522.87
うん522.39
何だ523.17
恥ずかしい523.05
回復522.68
渡す522.98
様521.90
普段522.97
満足523.15
水512.51
二佐512.98
こいつら513.37
湯513.82
このまま512.79
疑問512.92
頬512.86
計画513.25
鳰513.24
碧514.18
抱く512.83
発熱514.74
周辺513.21
事前503.38
開ける503.04
涙502.98
それで502.44
め503.21
振り返る502.95
護衛502.82
付け502.69
子502.51
続く502.90
ドレス503.23
ルクス503.91
説明し503.29
だろ502.69
聞こえる502.77
結果502.73
忘れる502.74
流石に502.63
あんな502.93
精493.78
来492.47

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