I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
自らの手で24.66
駆けだす24.55
高額24.14
屈指24.45
発展途上25.02
掻き23.88
騒がしい23.67
収拾24.43
叩打24.61
大挙24.82
丸23.59
失態24.00
小悪魔24.59
空地25.25
宣告24.44
湿地帯24.74
恋愛禁止25.89
初歩24.79
疑わしい24.22
前半24.03
一筋の涙25.15
史話24.29
伊蘭24.40
に備えて23.91
連呼24.59
替わる24.67
養女24.34
前方23.44
意外性25.18
出演24.74
終る24.21
受け付け24.58
優先的24.42
そわそわ24.19
半べそ25.32
掟破り25.65
取り返しのつかない24.50
C23.74
煮干し25.49
猫族24.83
だけでいい24.04
胡坐24.34
三段24.79
街着26.49
案内人24.32
押しかけ24.37
熱す24.41
クソアマ25.53
華23.54
野太い24.45
仮にも24.03
在りか24.25
目前23.96
革袋24.40
送り届ける24.23
売上金25.58
最高額25.95
意味深24.36
1泊25.11
馬の背25.09
ご褒美24.04
侭ならない24.23
荒れ狂う24.30
敬語23.93
島23.06
上下23.77
変身23.73
散開24.45
工期25.43
ハロワ25.78
干からびる24.79
発声24.70
南東24.38
もごもご24.55
ギガ25.10
70024.38
軽口24.05
至急24.40
純粋無垢25.13
叩き潰す24.44
小僧23.83
工事現場25.12
安定した24.24
裂く23.73
磔24.85
誘致25.12
一点23.74
採水26.39
お下げ24.87
掟24.22
直径23.98
可能にする24.69
一件落着24.81
人通り24.24
穴が空くほど25.86
そんなら24.91
声色24.03
本心23.75
数度24.32
応対24.34

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