I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
残酷23.87
影絵25.24
いざ23.58
神々しい24.15
わき上がる25.44
規則正しい24.62
下り23.63
風合い25.52
洗面25.61
審判24.06
忍び込む24.17
何処まで23.49
ばっか23.98
揺らす23.50
大幅23.84
コンセプト24.61
置きっぱなし25.04
たって23.39
無職24.60
代わる代わる25.00
挙がる24.54
目論見24.21
仲いい24.99
時期23.35
切り上げ24.28
だり23.41
威勢よく25.04
手に取るように24.55
ぶつぶつ24.09
憤り24.32
さめざめ25.22
振り落とす24.40
心の底23.81
老若男女24.61
ほほ24.30
再確認24.26
何時ものごとく25.19
返り24.46
覚める23.73
焼きもち24.88
木材23.90
送り迎え25.16
衣料品店25.91
オプション24.66
手近24.30
更なる23.63
氷漬け24.47
近衛兵24.33
叩き潰す24.44
画面23.68
ふらつく24.29
陰口24.53
お高い24.90
悶える24.61
トンズラ25.35
放し24.10
まっ赤25.25
角度23.90
救世24.30
お値打ち26.14
欲求不満25.15
金遣い25.56
懐かし24.11
励む23.90
リーダー格24.42
もんか24.03
濁る24.15
アピール23.80
権利金26.61
ぽつり23.87
ぼーっと24.28
24.26
ペンダント24.16
風呂場24.33
叩き切る25.21
擦り23.90
御曹司24.56
義妹24.43
突進23.63
事業化26.59
熱め25.44
服従24.49
師匠23.07
年配者25.57
応対24.34
名分24.86
トール23.77
労う24.28
軌跡24.21
すそ分け26.61
満たない24.09
リズミカル25.04
仕返し24.33
屈す24.34
洒落にならない24.58
1泊25.11
優先的24.42
パパ23.65
無駄遣い24.44
払い戻し25.59

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