I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
空気読めない35.47
洗濯場35.48
大てい34.29
注意深く34.37
呑気34.07
待ち合わせ場所34.63
ぞくぞく34.90
田舎者34.65
火傷33.71
急所34.01
寝かしつける34.85
鏡に映る35.08
飼い主34.29
成っていない33.89
方角33.79
反撃33.52
考え込む33.53
徹夜34.24
盲点34.72
将棋倒し35.83
無能33.92
遇う34.79
突き出し33.99
くしゃくしゃ34.62
帰路34.40
命により34.99
対立34.04
オス33.92
お役所仕事35.63
キーワード34.54
快諾34.54
建てる34.02
食いつく34.12
戦闘力33.83
いいね33.98
輪舞曲35.93
こうやって33.68
一翼35.20
長椅子34.23
膝丈35.07
限定品35.62
人件費34.79
グリーン34.29
他愛もない34.68
逃れる33.70
一時33.70
お家33.95
争奪戦34.63
見覚えのある34.02
お主33.37
焼け34.09
グラマラス35.30
活かす33.85
眉間33.66
そうになった33.59
阻む33.76
闘い34.16
進言34.10
薄め34.69
にあって33.76
バカに34.12
眼前33.58
候補生34.17
せしめる34.64
造り33.84
得意気34.67
衝動33.93
独立33.90
釈放34.98
33.85
ちゃんちゃん35.43
外出し34.95
希望者34.34
声掛け34.86
騙る34.51
炊く34.42
上昇33.21
ネルシャツ36.75
キノコ33.92
彼の方34.59
知るか34.35
限度34.11
町並み34.51
33.12
恥ずかしげ34.79
貸す33.91
滑り込み35.30
探知33.75
熟睡34.63
早急34.06
大の34.23
下ごしらえ34.44
冷や汗33.78
来客34.14
無き34.12
周知34.39
多数33.54
両方とも34.46
ペース33.79
身体の自由35.18

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