I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
9人24.97
一閃23.92
目の上のたんこぶ25.50
留守中24.97
乗っかる24.23
一大事24.41
言い含める24.51
有効範囲24.95
憎しみ23.98
携わる24.24
身構え24.32
胸をなでおろす25.12
パーティールーム26.45
要塞23.59
牙牌24.96
ぶつかる23.48
はにかみ24.83
譚詩曲26.64
振り払う23.79
際限24.96
リハーサル25.20
内々24.39
お構い24.87
侵す24.24
滲む23.60
フライドチキン25.46
にしろ23.62
特産24.81
時期23.35
満たない24.09
間にある24.45
ボブ24.25
アダルト25.30
中止24.12
やり手24.62
べったり24.42
妃23.46
小出し25.15
パパ23.65
話し合う23.53
売りさばく24.86
激論25.48
校長室25.01
立ち入る24.31
磯の香り25.63
陸に24.63
サンド24.25
入居25.37
取り返しのつかない24.50
権利書25.31
代表取締役社長26.26
遊び人24.86
意気投合24.64
こら23.74
わき上がる25.44
第一位24.58
戦斧24.17
口出し24.21
認定23.99
コンテスト24.67
走り去る24.14
閑職25.34
怒涛24.45
スイッチ23.98
出て行く23.89
銀製24.84
ちゃうか24.58
揚げ物24.57
気力23.86
興味を持つ24.63
気にいる24.74
目映い24.56
投げ出す23.88
度目23.68
オナヌー27.29
摘む24.02
スープストック26.32
大喜び24.23
完売24.95
盗み24.28
艶めかしい24.94
一息つく24.57
暴君24.41
代行24.22
アテンド26.16
中央部24.32
組み直す24.93
好く23.97
畳みかける24.66
卸し24.68
彼女なり24.66
弓22.92
骸骨23.90
従属24.33
出席23.87
倒れる23.23
憤り24.32
婚約破棄23.72
義妹24.43
戒厳令25.38

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