I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
げっ24.25
役割分担24.61
非課税26.25
権利書25.31
お三方25.00
子離れ25.56
もんで24.08
親心24.95
広大23.78
仕合24.86
他聞23.15
入居25.37
第一位24.58
惰性25.07
連携23.36
操作者26.18
対価23.92
持ち回り25.11
未来23.08
援助24.08
方がよろしい24.61
大急ぎ24.45
焼きもち24.88
頼み込む24.33
びくりと24.27
取りつく24.82
どこぞ24.10
遅れ23.37
薄っぺら25.08
24.45
成敗24.72
申し込み24.50
遠のく24.38
本物23.31
規則正しい24.62
藍晶石26.13
サブ24.14
入れ替え24.27
送り迎え25.16
抑え23.28
惨状24.12
ねじ込む24.60
一帯23.90
名もない25.45
窓口24.19
乗っかる24.23
裏口24.28
今年23.34
年ぶり24.41
もごもご24.55
重視型26.45
まっ赤25.25
ビキニアーマー25.10
恋人23.51
疲れる23.75
興じる24.31
昼前24.29
吐き捨てる24.08
平常24.64
アカペラ25.52
ウハウハ25.20
24.74
ステーキ24.22
逃げ場24.17
陣取り24.75
はあっ23.75
万力25.13
同等23.83
愛想笑い24.49
てえ24.38
死人23.99
さらさら24.18
ベーシック25.79
元より23.72
この様に23.80
泣き言24.55
訂正23.90
荷馬車24.02
預託26.69
莫大23.88
時空23.47
ノックアウト25.05
カム24.59
ざわめく24.24
お近づき24.90
切口25.32
し出す24.66
業火24.36
審判24.06
為される24.48
家屋24.17
ごくごく24.49
貴公24.30
じっと23.19
懐かし24.11
タメ口24.97
密偵24.32
応対24.34
丸一日24.40
むむ24.35

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