I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
食品34.46
洗い場34.98
押し倒す34.27
うわっ33.72
領地33.13
労働34.26
砕け散る34.47
に過ぎない33.53
一か所34.61
ゲスト34.67
引け34.22
逸品34.42
厚い33.84
業者34.25
キノコ33.92
合格33.85
待ち合わせ場所34.63
まんまと34.39
姐34.25
繰り出す33.52
ハーブティー34.65
黙り34.28
ご両親34.28
挙句33.97
価格帯35.73
元から33.87
黒字34.92
意気揚々34.29
所持金34.48
乗客34.56
映し出す33.87
四日33.94
種切れ36.46
駆ける33.80
殆どない33.92
言い当てる34.55
漬け込む34.82
鼻歌34.33
酔い34.12
縮こまる34.29
串33.91
加速33.47
品々34.42
受け付ける34.38
かっ込む35.65
移動中34.29
親子丼35.13
取り仕切る34.20
ちち35.06
盲点34.72
掘削34.13
チャイナドレス35.32
取り組む34.14
手をかける34.45
水洗トイレ35.61
演じる33.88
分の一34.40
しい34.55
猛獣34.33
食える33.97
冷や汗33.78
愛撫35.25
閉じ込める33.69
若い衆35.04
兼ねない33.40
接触33.42
分かんない33.73
あーあ34.23
外れる33.64
黒服34.66
無抵抗34.59
生ける34.76
腕の良い34.80
3年34.17
往来34.30
立たす34.35
戦利品34.30
染料34.78
きゅう34.00
怪物33.50
士気33.85
伯父ちゃん34.75
赤っ恥35.54
真摯34.13
洗濯場35.48
短所34.80
こうやって33.68
長靴34.93
シェフ34.75
仮装34.73
チャンス33.55
吉33.85
最小限34.06
ぐるぐる巻き34.79
泣きはらす35.21
手直し34.86
子ども33.42
及ぶ33.48
空腹34.02
手後れ34.43

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