I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
34.13
おでぶさん36.89
名所35.02
苦虫を噛み潰したよう34.57
血管34.24
着こなし34.75
こく34.87
分の一34.40
装飾品34.06
判明33.66
賑わう34.22
漫画33.68
亜門34.74
気兼ね34.48
者共34.34
注意深く34.37
日常33.67
解体33.41
言うところの34.24
移動中34.29
失格34.23
生気34.27
博す34.66
飛び起きる34.44
近づき33.85
驚愕33.40
憤慨34.24
拒否33.61
いい男34.61
路銀34.76
分だけ34.01
噴出34.14
定宿35.35
良さ33.84
滅茶苦茶33.68
軍人33.59
33.90
33.12
まんまと34.39
心ゆくまで35.15
乳白色34.81
冷気34.02
両断34.06
33.39
一か所34.61
臆病34.17
尻の穴35.73
無能33.92
お役所仕事35.63
スリープ35.24
一役34.76
に沿って34.07
所持金34.48
無音34.07
ったら33.88
細々34.60
33.66
泣かす34.60
載せる33.79
するする34.48
33.21
教え込む35.15
33.22
逃げまどう35.34
踵を返す34.55
足し34.22
威武35.71
金糸34.66
遇う34.79
鳩尾34.36
33.06
せん33.83
送迎34.85
繰り出す33.52
最大限33.89
制圧33.73
すか33.90
気さく34.30
野宿34.19
候補生34.17
後ろ向き34.59
大当たり34.77
掘削34.13
切り取る34.22
乱入34.28
ぶち切れる35.85
試着室35.16
他者33.68
心強い33.94
観光施設36.25
34.27
通常なら34.59
歴史33.34
走行34.72
33.44
薄暗い33.70
争奪戦34.63
でかい33.66
慌ただしい33.99
若干33.24

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