I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
女史24.44
もぞもぞ24.55
管理人24.26
散策24.17
齧る24.13
嬲る24.52
恐るべき24.03
裂く23.73
日程24.10
神馬25.45
ロック23.59
分け合う24.79
ぼーっと24.28
噛みつく24.09
管理者24.07
7人24.60
水分24.04
合法24.78
カツオ25.07
突き飛ばす24.19
未練24.06
屈指24.45
犬猿の仲25.04
全員一致25.40
マイペース24.36
利き手25.00
膨大23.67
間にある24.45
御意24.25
脅し23.90
吹く23.60
加担24.48
1等25.91
1番24.28
穴埋め24.94
とばっちり24.63
お笑い24.96
上がりこむ26.27
連れ戻す24.42
権限23.80
開業25.06
採れる24.11
ぶっきら棒24.42
遣られる24.08
リバ26.36
霧散23.98
ぶりっ子25.42
焚きつける25.28
破綻24.27
北上24.43
24.92
ツンツン24.64
プレート24.00
キール23.86
キラキラ23.63
すげー24.21
伺い24.41
五〇24.46
清々しい24.17
縮める24.10
覗き込む23.90
いっその事24.94
半狂乱24.91
打ち砕く24.15
実用性24.64
一覧24.29
第123.98
酔狂24.67
容姿23.46
どこぞ24.10
はしゃぐ23.80
半端ない24.46
疲れる23.75
生成23.72
一心不乱24.47
通じて24.12
勝ち組24.95
大好物24.58
牢屋24.05
腹減った24.79
有りげ24.69
愛くるしい24.65
一肌脱ぐ25.12
服従24.49
自画自賛24.84
そそる24.54
ロングスカート25.01
25.23
併せる25.00
虱潰しに25.00
緊張感23.77
個別24.20
叩き潰す24.44
現世24.11
事故23.64
さあさあ24.73
大忙し24.63
秘密警察25.68
軟化24.90
見え見え24.79

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