I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
歓待34.33
巡る33.83
手持ち33.96
こっちゃ34.76
執拗34.31
ジャンパースカート36.32
受け流す33.78
草原33.51
如何にも33.22
他者33.68
大人しい33.95
男性差別36.81
通し33.74
招待33.76
独立33.90
33.80
グズグズ34.99
里帰り34.56
征伐34.39
お主33.37
片膝34.23
腫らす35.00
勝者34.05
材料費34.84
織る34.64
無音34.07
秘蔵っ子35.47
嗜む34.50
領地33.13
33.32
有名33.31
赤っ恥35.54
33.20
追い返す34.28
身元保証人35.58
引き入れる34.43
占めた34.47
細かいこと34.34
薔薇33.65
親子丼35.13
に至っては33.87
日差し34.04
一か所34.61
衣裳34.92
番茶35.69
シェフ34.75
800035.20
形式上35.02
意図33.39
担ぐ34.10
気兼ね34.48
つま先34.48
33.06
装飾品34.06
のの33.99
荒らし34.48
咄嗟に33.40
反らす34.19
日光34.36
9034.29
33.50
罰する34.55
33.71
血管34.24
真剣勝負34.85
そうになった33.59
合成33.90
食いつく34.12
34.14
存じ上げる34.66
くしゃみ34.62
リゾートホテル35.73
鑑みる34.18
カタカタ34.62
汚し34.40
抽出34.29
剥く33.80
ぐるぐる巻き34.79
大柄34.04
付け加え34.39
広がり33.86
強調34.04
残忍34.77
健康33.94
タレコミ35.98
だらし34.47
何処でも34.08
連合軍34.05
ため込む34.84
眠りにつく34.71
テント33.58
取りまとめ34.82
方向転換34.44
いいね33.98
笑い声33.54
刺激的34.66
33.43
舌なめずり34.73
水たまり34.72
ぽつりぽつり34.89

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