I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
相棒33.81
召し34.15
その頃33.75
サンダー35.07
布製35.17
緑茶34.64
その内に34.32
怯える33.71
レース33.92
命により34.99
一室33.82
具に34.22
勤め34.04
接触33.42
闘い34.16
欲情34.77
口火を切る35.29
貨物35.07
業33.90
余る33.72
丸骨35.23
一万33.93
豪商34.63
小ぶり34.63
昼寝34.08
目安34.48
大きなお世話35.26
驚愕33.40
軒34.27
とと34.19
商店34.05
高値34.28
身のこなし34.40
口直し35.05
こっちゃ34.76
個目34.09
大立ち回り34.93
通り越す34.07
屈服34.53
忠実33.95
上書き34.41
滑り込み35.30
焼ける33.91
根こそぎ34.37
磨く33.85
弄る34.04
取り落とす34.52
取りまとめ34.82
周34.08
第一号35.04
霧33.42
販売価格35.54
源氏名36.06
空腹34.02
間接照明35.74
膝枕34.39
了承33.62
書き換える34.69
もうちょっと33.64
割れ目35.00
お世話になっております35.02
じゃろう33.69
同郷34.46
ましょう34.18
ボックス席35.61
細面35.12
おでぶさん36.89
後を追う34.30
面影34.21
鞘33.44
書き置き35.16
特殊浴場36.99
議論33.98
五つ34.03
拒否33.61
薄暗い33.70
今や33.63
と言うより33.10
キノコ33.92
犯34.47
有用34.11
腫らす35.00
気まずい33.71
ずぼら35.52
収める33.79
生気34.27
敷地34.06
その旨34.66
やり方33.52
レイプ35.07
挙句33.97
乾いた33.83
照れる33.93
張り付け34.68
クール34.16
掌33.53
盛る33.96
おっかない34.58
突き33.40
駆けつける33.76

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