I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
瑣末25.21
遅れる23.60
パーティールーム26.45
潜める23.91
乱交26.04
手土産24.41
冷ます24.48
食べ始める24.62
アダルト25.30
礼服24.53
巡り24.05
特務24.51
口癖24.67
探検24.45
仰せ24.39
連れていく24.26
パパ23.65
であれ23.83
23.84
可能にする24.69
はいはい23.62
乱流25.73
理性23.79
ぱくる25.30
相互24.52
言い分23.87
23.03
成す23.63
短絡的24.66
そうかもしれない24.19
打楽器25.43
リハーサル25.20
今年23.34
大忙し24.63
中たる24.21
前進23.85
23.49
毒腺25.51
同梱26.11
解析23.69
見取り図24.86
憤り24.32
溜め23.96
苦笑い23.52
ぱっちり25.03
商業施設25.35
訳じゃない23.07
お腹いっぱい24.49
一説24.88
処罰24.03
刻み24.35
スラスラ24.90
漆喰24.94
華奢24.05
助ける23.17
際限24.96
翠玉24.98
はにかみ24.83
お祭り24.03
1人勝ち26.61
ありゃしない24.91
訓練22.89
ティータイム24.84
事自体24.44
壮健25.01
林檎24.13
纏り付く24.72
甘い声24.86
マーカー24.22
取り返しのつかない24.50
悪寒24.19
暴露24.24
23.52
23.06
既製品25.13
ティーカップ24.39
生理的24.55
継続的24.80
白煙24.71
認定23.99
23.42
故あって25.34
絶つ24.16
ぽきり25.59
援護23.67
罵る24.12
失念24.40
一身24.48
数歩24.18
差し伸べる24.08
素性24.12
横道24.77
若さ24.16
使いっぱしり26.81
通行24.47
悲痛24.07
に伴い24.57
大勝負25.35
技術者24.11
空色24.65

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