I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
入り込む23.69
微乳25.86
ストレス23.94
失せる24.31
沈み込む24.97
潜める23.91
跡形もなく24.46
詰め寄る23.85
服従24.49
一人あたり25.35
置物24.48
宣告24.44
再構成24.86
ちょろい24.68
お知らせ24.09
空中23.16
切り返し24.76
崩れる23.63
免除24.47
罵る24.12
突きたてる25.97
カツオ25.07
入念24.40
二ケツ25.60
侭ならない24.23
鼻筋24.84
撹乱24.80
陸に24.63
組み直す24.93
実用性24.64
作物24.02
いち早く24.22
太古24.55
様方24.27
尊敬23.63
故あって25.34
小悪魔24.59
暴君24.41
2人して25.22
非処女25.64
刳り24.10
食い込む24.17
受け継ぐ23.77
抱き合う24.27
胡麻25.22
握手23.88
質23.62
先んじる24.32
パレード24.22
バカタレ25.69
連携23.36
いざという時24.00
見本24.34
原価24.95
替える24.63
ランドセル24.82
下水道24.66
ウエア26.34
聞き返す23.94
北門24.33
探し出す24.26
リバ26.36
ピッタリ24.30
怒り心頭24.71
時間切れ24.58
したる25.31
お情け25.23
檻23.84
自覚23.31
貌24.07
写し24.42
申し込み24.50
通行24.47
空き24.11
ピンと23.97
女性化25.91
幼いころ24.55
敵対者24.62
からに23.79
新鮮23.78
っきり24.63
中箱26.81
次から次へと24.31
さえも23.68
ばー24.56
天日干し25.34
複製24.20
身なり24.18
干す24.39
売りさばく24.86
ショウタイム26.19
大空24.39
また明日24.25
物色24.52
今こそ24.27
勇壮24.91
アップ23.39
1泊25.11
第一位24.58
名もない25.45

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