I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
B33.69
くるくる34.05
開け放つ34.18
真摯34.13
存じ上げる34.66
価格帯35.73
吉33.85
裾33.75
独立33.90
取り繕う34.01
概算35.01
そうする33.75
いい男34.61
敷地34.06
山師35.35
知られる24.00
史話24.29
石造り23.98
対になる25.10
ヤジ25.30
逃げ場24.17
という位24.27
謳歌24.61
木材23.90
妙手25.52
なぎ倒す24.55
迫りくる24.44
空席24.77
代置27.29
手つき24.18
エプロン24.08
筈のない24.44
コロニー24.62
顔面蒼白24.69
使いっぱしり26.81
養女24.34
見れる23.74
見つめなおす25.84
発声24.70
五十日24.07
大忙し24.63
質23.62
死罪24.57
東西南北24.68
お疲れさま24.25
くっつける24.20
どころ23.88
大挙24.82
戦死24.22
Z24.35
通じて24.12
生やす23.99
夕ごはん25.94
併用24.22
気落ち24.52
員23.73
キール23.86
ほほ24.30
ぶん殴る24.19
握手23.88
入り込む23.69
遠巻き24.12
締め付ける24.87
疲労23.56
発色25.43
灯す24.19
なして24.49
伸びをする24.75
コピー紙24.88
フル稼働25.10
ジト目24.12
てっきり23.79
開業25.06
刺々25.02
補充23.83
貧困24.72
同じくらい23.72
乗り手24.58
対等23.97
責める23.82
優先的24.42
機械仕掛け24.95
花火大会25.05
噛みつく24.09
宥める23.82
無粋24.33
置場25.61
始まり23.52
逆流24.70
御意24.25
物入れ25.34
頼み込む24.33
ロック23.59
生成23.72
女ども25.00
まっ赤25.25
所持23.81
余地23.76
取り込む23.65
拘り24.14

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