I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
汲む34.08
球体33.81
34.15
嗚咽34.20
飛びつく34.01
怯む33.84
鳩尾34.36
傅く35.15
用事33.50
今や33.63
便利屋35.06
強気34.16
のそのそ34.91
あーあ34.23
実物34.28
はめ込む24.68
卸価格26.42
目途24.73
甲高い23.95
24.65
近衛兵24.33
八重歯25.12
動物虐待26.02
吞気24.51
天引き25.52
胸倉24.60
悶える24.61
ランドセル24.82
死人23.99
改良23.93
押さえ込む24.37
払い戻し25.59
直径23.98
取りつく24.82
ほろ苦い25.07
スリム25.20
いずれか24.55
鵝毛23.85
もんか24.03
パーフェクト24.65
っきり24.63
口に含む24.69
お笑い24.96
23.73
付加24.24
うまいこと24.68
莫大23.88
矢束24.09
店頭24.58
ナンパ師25.23
身柄24.20
物入れ25.34
ほんで25.25
攻め込む23.99
オレンジ24.24
査証26.59
優れて23.90
縋る23.77
対照的23.99
在りか24.25
軍勢23.56
なぎ倒す24.55
問わず24.02
幼いころ24.55
黒革25.23
上の空24.71
従属24.33
大忙し24.63
乱暴23.73
短絡的24.66
伝授24.51
絶対服従24.97
べったり24.42
敬語23.93
守りぬく25.98
チャレンジ24.54
次男坊24.98
荒れ狂う24.30
潜める23.91
今に24.09
弄ぶ24.15
蒼白24.31
目を通す24.40
能天気24.58
押しつけ24.20
手長エビ26.34
降って23.71
非課税26.25
出回る24.12
冷静になる24.82
行列24.27
加工品25.11
安定した24.24
虱潰しに25.00
番犬24.58
他端25.13
もしかし25.92
ずる24.33
踏み込み24.07
身を隠す24.54

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