I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ろくでもない24.60
元ネタ24.79
赤髪24.15
尖る23.95
情熱24.34
胸をなでおろす25.12
本心23.75
マドモワゼル26.57
言う通り23.39
引っ込める24.17
敏捷力25.53
面倒見の良い25.25
厳命24.64
失笑24.60
23.74
訳ではない23.38
別々に24.52
23.23
引っかける24.92
馬鹿女25.35
驚くほど24.05
何じゃそりゃ25.29
っきり24.63
おっと23.55
殺る23.67
もう一方24.35
何とかして23.87
行列24.27
野太い24.45
和佐比25.29
いずれか24.55
考えられない23.83
下り23.63
接続る24.21
社交場25.02
使用可能24.45
記載漏れ26.45
立ち入る24.31
アカペラ25.52
あお向け25.43
大勝25.26
そばかす24.66
出席23.87
ブイヨン25.61
この上ない24.14
戦斧24.17
馬鹿男26.07
広さ23.71
通行24.47
初心者23.76
増やし23.81
帰途25.15
現世24.11
24.85
顔面蒼白24.69
せねばならない24.30
広め24.19
制す23.93
編成23.88
該当者25.19
尖塔24.65
バラ23.96
ガチで24.65
チャレンジ24.54
閑職25.34
ドキリ24.85
威信24.75
一身24.48
礼服24.53
旅立つ23.92
うわ言24.90
年配者25.57
死に至る24.72
ご馳走さまでした24.73
23.49
へし折る24.16
お高い24.90
偽り24.00
叩打24.61
頭に血が上る25.51
虚仮威し25.45
泡立つ24.93
じゃーん24.93
不正24.11
数倍24.22
24.52
会費25.65
並び立つ24.46
激論25.48
公共事業25.11
ナンパ師25.23
ウェーブ24.54
貯まる24.48
ビキニアーマー25.10
供託金26.48
復習う25.11
ぽてん26.48
なんというか23.68
既存24.20
いとも簡単に24.63

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