I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
揉みくちゃ24.78
情け24.34
土色25.02
作業場24.45
フレア24.13
術法25.76
免除24.47
別々に24.52
人材23.62
弱々しい24.04
刻み24.35
建築23.95
具名27.29
さらさら24.18
嫌がる23.66
上の空24.71
一泡25.18
熊23.49
逃げだす24.59
経験者24.49
高額24.14
目録24.58
立ち上る24.21
目の上のたんこぶ25.50
抽選24.81
既設26.99
だに23.94
手に入れる23.71
煮干し25.49
無駄遣い24.44
リバ26.36
利用方法25.24
踏ん張り24.62
ブラフ24.86
出鱈目24.35
食えない24.58
唸る23.65
停車場25.41
ごしごし24.92
2つ目24.74
ナンパ師25.23
遺産24.19
傷む24.47
売上金25.58
木材23.90
破体24.73
第三23.46
引っかける24.92
G23.91
不能24.04
増やし23.81
叩き切る25.21
締め付ける24.87
角度23.90
遠巻き24.12
目蓋24.22
口止め24.42
真逆24.18
企てる24.71
曲目25.20
女性化25.91
1対124.86
テーブル席24.85
見下ろす23.37
同室24.55
この上ない24.14
一撫で25.00
迷い23.59
回帰24.56
当てられる24.62
年ぶり24.41
スパルタ24.78
ふざけ24.01
考えられない23.83
木枠25.05
本心23.75
画期的24.69
筈のない24.44
狼狽える24.15
名を轟かせる25.38
十五23.70
この場合23.78
垂涎25.08
投げ出す23.88
悠々自適25.14
不健康24.86
虐める24.71
業火24.36
懶25.54
当選24.99
陣取り24.75
とん24.43
体当たり23.70
名を騙る25.44
パパ23.65
呼応24.29
放し24.10
バード24.38
半数23.95
待ち受け24.17

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