I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
叩き切る25.21
機動力24.06
次ぐ24.21
あの頃23.89
一大事24.41
丸い23.92
漏斗24.81
香りがする24.59
明確23.49
奇怪24.36
否定23.07
一人として24.36
興味を持つ24.63
暮れ24.07
料金24.22
思い立つ24.50
恐るべき24.03
高め23.79
理知的24.62
野太い24.45
半数23.95
セレモニー25.21
好意23.72
しり目25.16
じゃーん24.93
森林23.69
2つ目24.74
鼻筋24.84
乾燥23.99
処ではない24.43
目に入る24.32
覗きこむ24.71
一件落着24.81
死に至る24.72
支配下24.23
にしろ23.62
空席24.77
はめ込む24.68
本職24.30
空ける24.24
要する24.30
利用方法25.24
権利金26.61
裕福24.17
散策24.17
誤算24.39
指定席25.30
取り扱い24.50
息を合わせる25.97
バター24.20
ドン引き24.20
幅広い24.50
待ち受ける24.52
一点23.74
要す24.39
あっと24.51
制す23.93
犬猿の仲25.04
からして23.45
発声24.70
元い24.01
商店街24.34
言い争い24.45
この場合23.78
菓子23.59
含み笑い24.71
目論見24.21
ゴシゴシ25.04
ばー24.56
1人勝ち26.61
好意的24.09
25.13
置物24.48
嫌がる23.66
ぐらい22.70
怒り心頭24.71
23.34
割り当て24.44
ツアー24.67
干からびる24.79
売り切れ24.77
吐き捨てる24.08
ボイス24.83
細々とした24.62
なぎ倒す24.55
軽口24.05
ダミー24.67
午前23.84
パーティールーム26.45
破滅23.92
停車場25.41
何もかも23.55
活画25.71
一心不乱24.47
お下げ24.87
体当たり23.70
半狂乱24.91
クソアマ25.53
酒場23.52
瑣末25.21

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