I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
でっかい24.22
せびる25.28
見え見え24.79
包囲23.73
深々23.65
倒れる23.23
身なり24.18
味のある25.46
疑いの目24.94
幼芽23.74
墓23.88
面子23.78
真っ二つ24.97
有効範囲24.95
空地25.25
一周24.32
十五23.70
三日23.50
御曹司24.56
引きずり出す24.40
掬い24.63
含み笑い24.71
妙手25.52
焼きもち24.88
お尋ね24.67
放逐24.74
にしろ23.62
物色24.52
夜間24.20
を巡って24.19
風合い25.52
議員24.11
意外性25.18
工事費26.32
約束通り24.40
練り24.29
パン屋24.41
頭を垂れる24.60
軽口24.05
儀24.04
一人あたり25.35
スキップ24.62
暮れ24.07
全長24.06
対戦23.82
ウロウロ24.64
反則24.08
そんな訳で23.69
薄手24.65
甘美24.69
卑下24.44
までなら24.37
改良23.93
揉みくちゃ24.78
ぱりぱり25.63
鷲掴み24.36
暫くして23.75
使いっぱしり26.81
アナウンス24.21
やり手24.62
騒がしい23.67
やろ24.10
お茶目24.80
イニシアチブ25.54
ウハウハ25.20
真赤25.02
大幅23.84
由来23.99
忌憚25.25
ヒト23.90
おかん24.95
呈す24.24
がっぽがっぽ25.66
カム24.59
名を轟かせる25.38
仕業23.99
ピラミッド型25.76
義務23.73
思案23.80
売りさばく24.86
贔屓24.30
筋骨隆々24.45
物珍しい24.36
セコンド25.54
ぶち切れ25.61
凌駕24.12
酔狂24.67
代表取締役社長26.26
巷24.55
撲る25.50
虚勢を張る25.31
帰れ23.97
世間的24.83
余地23.76
投稿23.57
露わ24.40
けじめ24.79
見下ろす23.37
待たす24.55
前線23.66

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