I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
鳴り24.07
非課税26.25
大挙24.82
ブイヨン25.61
合致24.45
狐23.42
石鹸24.12
監督23.94
込24.74
クッション24.09
連呼24.59
冷え24.00
案内人24.32
呼び方24.05
紅玉24.55
炒める24.64
お笑い24.96
潜める23.91
堪える23.45
空ける24.24
従属24.33
従来24.49
解凍25.11
物故25.01
狂乱24.48
パーフェクト24.65
企画24.14
仕返し24.33
意味深24.36
ぼそっと24.66
これにより24.27
筋骨隆々24.45
無我夢中24.73
おもてなし24.65
愛娘24.39
撲る25.50
拘り24.14
邪魔者24.38
自己主張24.51
1等25.91
包み隠す24.71
二日間24.63
決済24.92
焚きつける25.28
脅し23.90
躍動24.86
白光24.67
帰り道24.09
予約を入れる26.42
言い分23.87
連れ戻す24.42
オレンジ色24.35
ぱりぱり25.63
狂わせる24.47
伸べる24.82
満足気24.39
中箱26.81
時分24.37
道行く24.81
不正24.11
ファザコン25.56
艶23.84
名分24.86
購入価格26.09
フライドチキン25.46
食べ始める24.62
オーダー24.64
金遣い25.56
玄関先24.69
ノックアウト25.05
王位継承権24.37
まごまご25.26
身を隠す24.54
わき上がる25.44
想定外24.00
剥がれ24.49
再生23.44
橋23.65
課す24.33
お疲れさま24.25
国22.34
領22.92
そそる24.54
自らの手で24.66
二足歩行24.55
ピラミッド型25.76
プリティ25.83
押しかけ24.37
水割り25.50
南下24.44
非合法24.72
一周24.32
裏庭24.33
1対124.86
じゃあまた24.93
不可侵24.72
影絵25.24
ラリアット25.45
分かれる23.99
延びる24.57

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