I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
23.20
堪える23.45
置物24.48
だり23.41
伸びをする24.75
この様に23.80
潜める23.91
空になる24.73
動物虐待26.02
ずれる24.29
言い含める24.51
午前23.84
クソアマ25.53
アカペラ25.52
こんなん24.29
露わ24.40
知らず23.68
よっこらしょ25.50
体温23.99
いで24.57
携わる24.24
手掴み25.46
打ち上げ24.25
23.52
ショウタイム26.19
言う通り23.39
丘陵地帯24.92
皮算用25.20
うんざり24.02
物質23.82
刈り取る24.27
色違い24.58
案内人24.32
悶える24.61
遅れる23.60
目論見24.21
リーダー格24.42
引き分け24.51
遅れ23.37
目撃23.81
平等24.12
ついて来る24.06
脆い24.01
散らばる23.93
背骨24.58
肩書24.42
時期23.35
証拠隠滅24.86
端数25.28
受け継ぐ23.77
ボコる25.59
押さえ込む24.37
大急ぎ24.45
命中23.74
勃つ24.12
目の上のたんこぶ25.50
はて24.16
大喜び24.23
緻密24.55
太古24.55
にゃあん25.91
表立って24.41
甲高い23.95
直通24.86
担い23.71
太鼓24.46
仕種24.69
実用性24.64
するが良い24.53
歯切れの悪い24.88
買取24.39
自己主張24.51
ポンと24.23
利用方法25.24
自重23.97
を巡って24.19
待たせる24.53
荒れ狂う24.30
さめざめ25.22
丸い23.92
査証26.59
脅かし24.79
再度確認25.02
約束通り24.40
景気付け25.61
水割り25.50
ずる24.33
バックヤード25.20
すらっと25.12
継ぎ歯25.13
23.46
やり直し24.33
案の定23.83
義務23.73
アイドル23.96
中性24.53
中央部24.32
数少ない24.00
切り替わる24.26
行方不明23.96

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