I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
凭れ掛かる24.98
直径23.98
遣らせる24.46
スレンダー24.76
24.52
引っ込める24.17
べったり24.42
グラデーション25.01
練り歩く24.94
支配人24.61
握手23.88
前のめり24.25
一般市民24.42
終日25.34
怒涛24.45
手に取るように24.55
摘む24.02
目途24.73
接続る24.21
これでもか24.25
妙手25.52
お仕着せ24.83
肖像画24.42
とん24.43
画工24.11
伸べる24.82
直線24.27
24.50
言いたい放題24.88
画期的24.69
せねばならない24.30
痛感24.32
考え方23.72
もうすぐ23.57
おかず24.30
サフラン25.15
生やす23.99
ママ23.75
相対24.02
23.73
石突き24.65
洗い流す24.42
都合23.56
幼芽23.74
23.20
クッション24.09
延びる24.57
入居25.37
やがる23.67
今こそ24.27
屈指24.45
お目24.07
可能にする24.69
24.85
食人24.75
物色24.52
悠々自適25.14
ホスト24.79
破体24.73
殴りかかる24.95
無力23.70
おちんちん26.28
空色24.65
洋菓子25.30
複製24.20
調子が良い25.28
続出24.60
好きなだけ24.20
したる25.31
お待たせしました23.96
ノックアウト25.05
買い戻す25.08
ご褒美24.04
5百25.99
養う24.22
聞き返す23.94
浮いた24.17
ぼた餅25.79
満腹24.48
黄色23.89
いっその事24.94
振り落とす24.40
家路24.85
ぱりぱり25.63
取り決め24.37
服従24.49
1番24.28
大仕事24.71
命中23.74
筋骨隆々24.45
23.15
卸価格26.42
怒り狂う24.26
毒針24.56
三段24.79
三日23.50
開業25.06
残酷23.87
25.54
特訓23.95

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