I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
筋骨隆々24.45
ジェラシー25.47
五百23.83
討っ手24.52
愛情23.79
腐り24.40
ピクリ24.13
議決権26.01
お時間24.19
改良23.93
連絡を取る24.61
大嘘25.17
スレンダー24.76
張り上げる24.00
肴24.52
続出24.60
建築23.95
手つき24.18
愛想笑い24.49
ウィン23.94
よたよた24.90
手ごろ24.91
癪24.44
西側24.12
持ち回り25.11
ピッタリ24.30
加担24.48
見張り23.59
正統派24.81
幸い23.30
原価24.95
自明25.08
練り歩く24.94
一人あたり25.35
気にいる24.74
碌に23.81
真赤25.02
所持23.81
下請け25.43
替える24.63
さては24.53
洒落た24.88
カチカチ24.75
校長室25.01
遣らせる24.46
越える23.59
華23.54
1人分25.60
刎23.53
糧24.13
相対24.02
私刑25.21
達する24.18
暗躍24.28
貌24.07
擦り23.90
尻拭い24.76
若さ24.16
未来23.08
入居25.37
高位23.64
意気投合24.64
穴が空くほど25.86
面接24.31
カーテン23.98
加工品25.11
1泊25.11
連携23.36
也23.54
特産24.81
コンセプト24.61
神罰24.68
揉める24.27
砦23.20
干す24.39
てく23.97
優れて23.90
脅かし24.79
コーディネート24.98
似つく24.06
攻め込む23.99
ふんどし一丁26.31
暴露24.24
継続的24.80
癖に23.34
的射24.58
対照的23.99
羨み25.47
鵝毛23.85
身振り24.73
再構成24.86
にしろ23.62
主戦場24.91
この場合23.78
緻密24.55
投稿23.57
整う23.66
変身23.73
ワシ23.48
切り込む24.46

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