I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
睨み返す25.09
乱心24.94
散らばる23.93
養女24.34
24.29
拍子抜け24.22
出張24.05
突き上げる24.28
切れ目24.44
連携23.36
有りげ24.69
礼服24.53
五十日24.07
ふんどし一丁26.31
敵意23.67
第224.06
23.66
弄ぶ24.15
叡智24.22
尋問23.98
電気24.05
共同24.24
煩わせる24.61
妙手25.52
押し開く24.88
潜伏24.26
お手上げ24.54
彼なり24.67
企てる24.71
粘る24.31
口止め24.42
濁る24.15
1泊25.11
十日24.05
に備えて23.91
コピー紙24.88
へし折る24.16
引き分け24.51
銀製24.84
巻き23.71
仮にも24.03
従来24.49
グラデーション25.01
空色24.65
食人24.75
ぴっちり25.14
置きっぱなし25.04
前線23.66
では無さそう24.01
22.84
お疲れさま24.25
今も23.35
搦み24.38
そんな馬鹿な24.31
テーブル席24.85
継続的24.80
入居25.37
挘る25.73
ボブ24.25
一摘み25.36
言い争う24.51
惰性25.07
クッション24.09
お上24.89
荒れ野24.07
ちょうど今24.98
アツアツ25.36
胃袋24.25
奥さま24.97
時期23.35
お情け25.23
外患25.63
待ち受ける24.52
ぽきり25.59
呼び方24.05
名分24.86
吹っ掛ける24.97
催促24.32
仕合24.86
させて頂く24.35
満足気24.39
オーダー24.64
2人して25.22
ゴシゴシ25.04
どどーん26.08
吞気24.51
に伴い24.57
所持23.81
空き24.11
身を隠す24.54
であれ23.83
差し引く24.52
使いっぱしり26.81
ぐらい22.70
こら23.74
ハーフ24.27
中たる24.21
連弾25.43
経験者24.49
帯びる23.63

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