I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
大勝負25.35
もんで24.08
スイッチ23.98
老爺24.29
バード24.38
虚仮威し25.45
幾つも23.39
辺23.32
時空23.47
具名27.29
骸骨23.90
ぶちまける24.24
纏り付く24.72
第123.98
開幕24.64
化け物23.42
写し24.42
連呼24.59
革袋24.40
刈り込む25.14
収拾24.43
踏み出し24.36
一生懸命23.84
一覧24.29
護身用24.65
麻紙26.51
訂正23.90
一突き24.75
端的24.05
挙句の果て24.79
ビジネスライク25.53
石鹸24.12
やがる23.67
ハンサム24.92
隠し子24.88
養う24.22
点火24.84
空中23.16
お近づき24.90
ほほ24.30
小さめ24.41
恥じらい24.68
半泣き24.54
所持23.81
可能にする24.69
切り口24.68
怒涛24.45
トン23.95
肴24.52
非合法24.72
楽勝24.27
援護23.67
泡立つ24.93
思念23.96
仕業23.99
脳天気25.11
自治都市25.03
事業化26.59
問わず24.02
目映い24.56
細か24.03
意味深24.36
分け合う24.79
あれ程23.73
体当たり23.70
新鮮23.78
ギガ25.10
忌憚25.25
肉体23.14
新興住宅地26.89
一時間23.68
怒らせる24.47
親愛24.36
一点23.74
警鐘24.60
入念24.40
林檎24.13
ぽきり25.59
ナッツ24.73
カム24.59
煩わせる24.61
お腹いっぱい24.49
はしゃぐ23.80
領土23.72
仕向ける24.62
ボコる25.59
色違い24.58
下界24.37
中指24.51
志23.66
やり手24.62
毬24.28
ツートップ25.43
信者23.92
クモの巣25.67
守りぬく25.98
二価24.42
効率的24.08
空き24.11
身に纏う24.45

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