I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
口を利く25.05
連絡を取る24.61
仕業23.99
機動力24.06
はーい23.77
メガ24.48
すすり泣き25.04
締め24.12
目蓋24.22
太鼓24.46
クモの巣25.67
うひょー25.66
忍ぶ24.41
作24.04
展望24.66
丘陵地帯24.92
虚仮威し25.45
催促24.32
ロマン24.13
遠のく24.38
数度24.32
敬語23.93
発声24.70
お気に24.04
さめざめ25.22
葬る24.21
丸める24.52
肉料理24.43
受け継ぐ23.77
廃す25.12
親愛24.36
1泊25.11
似つく24.06
交錯24.40
コンセプト24.61
意思確認25.50
要す24.39
食人24.75
二列24.93
お古25.21
ず24.04
優れて23.90
怖23.84
終日25.34
定項23.84
便23.70
釈明24.86
孕む24.21
ありゃしない24.91
よたよた24.90
キャットファイト25.69
合致24.45
該当者25.19
ほんじゃ25.36
ニセモノ25.04
中たる24.21
羨み25.47
語らう24.29
磔24.85
日南24.15
ガウン24.58
振り乱す24.75
スラスラ24.90
振り下ろす23.93
振り落とす24.40
振り払う23.79
ドレスシャツ26.14
ティーカップ24.39
出歩く24.26
沈痛24.62
半泣き24.54
跳ね上がる24.06
占める23.97
5倍24.62
揉める24.27
夕食後24.59
解析23.69
人材23.62
重装歩兵24.73
貯まる24.48
ぱりぱり25.63
ご褒美24.04
立ち上げ24.62
ナッツ24.73
ちょろい24.68
星23.09
有能23.85
上の空24.71
ぜえ24.91
共同24.24
互助24.99
やり直し24.33
従来24.49
なんというか23.68
食べられる23.75
藍晶石26.13
見れる23.74
小ネタ25.47
数枚24.32
じゃらし26.40

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