I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
親愛24.36
ハードル24.33
最愛24.24
抱き合う24.27
責める23.82
正眼24.87
会議室23.81
積み重ね24.16
気にいる24.74
広め24.19
言い分23.87
優先的24.42
拝む24.28
進み出る23.96
そんな馬鹿な24.31
一点23.74
規則正しい24.62
24.00
疑いの目24.94
送還24.32
経験者24.49
緑色23.71
詰まらなそう24.50
口癖24.67
服従24.49
掻き23.88
お高い24.90
ウサギ23.75
セコンド25.54
石鹸24.12
石突き24.65
等しい23.70
天下御免26.18
23.73
口を開く23.33
元ネタ24.79
オツム25.56
御意24.25
忌憚25.25
衣料品店25.91
てんてこ舞い25.26
一息つく24.57
つけ込む24.86
公共事業25.11
なんちゃって24.73
浸ける24.96
さあさあ24.73
間髪入れず24.34
吹く23.60
1000024.91
後の祭り24.86
食み25.21
改良23.93
跳ね上がる24.06
邪魔にならない24.27
さらさら24.18
人通り24.24
至らない24.36
散開24.45
マドモワゼル26.57
白煙24.71
不健康24.86
正統派24.81
三度24.06
24.04
軍医25.07
何処も24.16
淡水25.28
無粋24.33
すい23.66
権利書25.31
ドレスシャツ26.14
食べられる23.75
女ども25.00
騒ぎ出す24.50
再現23.60
電気24.05
えっと23.16
土色25.02
悶え24.35
24.04
不愉快23.94
逃げだす24.59
逆襲24.82
ダンピング26.32
皮算用25.20
当選24.99
風合い25.52
岩礁25.05
口止め24.42
いち早く24.22
投じる24.12
23.65
死人23.99
差し支えなければ25.26
獲れる24.89
個人23.36
笑える23.85
校長室25.01
ペア24.19

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