I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
当てられる24.62
見れる23.74
いざ23.58
酒造り25.10
待たす24.55
起き出す24.70
無力23.70
色とりどり24.23
そうかもしれない24.19
駆けだす24.55
どうにか23.21
目に入る24.32
本物23.31
ドン引き24.20
全軍24.05
物心24.35
赤色24.17
死んでいる24.02
ボブ24.25
貴重品24.57
死んでも23.95
北上24.43
この場合23.78
施し23.91
居合24.77
使いこなす24.01
シングル25.06
しり目25.16
そわそわ24.19
奇数25.46
仲いい24.99
薄青25.07
赤字24.50
ぽろぽろ24.70
号砲25.65
替える24.63
ぶらんぶらん26.42
役割分担24.61
放逐24.74
天下御免26.18
従属24.33
失態24.00
二価24.42
七色24.32
すやすや24.61
立ち上る24.21
ベジタブル25.88
ぼそっと24.66
果実23.73
一突き24.75
効率的24.08
帰り道24.09
宥める23.82
尻拭い24.76
疎む24.44
24.04
バラ23.96
行き来23.89
抑揚のない24.90
食人24.75
訝しげ24.03
23.77
焼きもち24.88
お下げ24.87
刈り込む25.14
やり手24.62
搦み24.38
全土24.19
1対124.86
ビキニアーマー25.10
縋る23.77
体調23.59
小板25.42
指し示す23.98
硬さ24.39
漆喰24.94
対処法24.40
スープストック26.32
山ほど24.16
近辺24.17
留守中24.97
置物24.48
23.23
緑色23.71
泳ぐ23.75
遅れ23.37
勘付く25.68
ボコる25.59
命中23.74
目の上のたんこぶ25.50
取り直し24.14
ぽつり23.87
破綻24.27
トン23.95
連れていく24.26
苦痛23.71
ぶつぶつ24.09
煽り24.33
綱具24.63
1等25.91

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