I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
向う23.93
所作24.22
無力23.70
責め立てる24.78
送還24.32
突進23.63
デモンストレーション24.91
刈り込む25.14
お気になさらず24.40
顔面23.59
半べそ25.32
へへ24.06
見る間に24.72
採水26.39
ねじ込む24.60
何とかして23.87
直径23.98
敵意23.67
中にも24.00
勃つ24.12
洒落た24.88
納得がいく24.60
ドレスシャツ26.14
笑いあう25.00
彩り24.63
継続的24.80
歌い上げる25.30
熱す24.41
面通し25.42
馬鹿女25.35
ほろ苦い25.07
釈明24.86
何年23.79
元ネタ24.79
基準23.71
アテンド26.16
間髪入れず24.34
漁業24.86
薄青25.07
芽生え24.61
二ケツ25.60
食人24.75
気にいる24.74
採れる24.11
脾24.86
メインイベント25.23
軸24.29
見受ける23.93
姿を消す24.44
つーか23.86
色とりどり24.23
神輿24.80
敏捷力25.53
薙ぐ24.23
ぽろぽろ24.70
骸骨23.90
気持ち良く24.92
私服24.39
見本24.34
恋人23.51
目で追う24.71
はーい23.77
うひょー25.66
機動力24.06
黙りこくる24.80
行方不明23.96
立ち返る25.18
彼女自身24.08
連れ戻す24.42
お高い24.90
未練24.06
行列24.27
腹減った24.79
もんで24.08
初23.62
覆面24.43
擦り23.90
面子23.78
無資格者26.81
讃える24.34
自治都市25.03
押しかけ24.37
同族24.11
縫う23.95
くっつける24.20
盗み24.28
一人として24.36
思われる24.11
所望24.44
自殺行為24.41
細々とした24.62
物故25.01
し出す24.66
幾つも23.39
愛想を振りまく25.79
黒色24.22
激突23.70
リバ26.36
リングサイド26.51
C23.74

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