I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
シャギー26.48
ちょろまかす25.31
巡り24.05
自画自賛24.84
抓む24.80
心もとない24.64
アカペラ25.52
空色24.65
煽情的25.69
今年23.34
粘る24.31
料金24.22
五百23.83
はにかみ24.83
そんな馬鹿な24.31
右眼24.99
三女24.74
待たす24.55
ブイヨン25.61
キャメルクラッチ26.49
酔いしれる24.85
始まり23.52
侵食24.05
疲れる23.75
入念24.40
菓子23.59
そわそわ24.19
勃発24.51
引き剥がす24.73
奴隷商人24.21
四苦八苦24.69
思案23.80
堪まるか24.28
留め23.86
コロニー24.62
解凍25.11
抽選24.81
踏み込み24.07
正統派24.81
広さ23.71
23.49
軟化24.90
対処法24.40
手足23.52
つもりである24.57
ちゃうか24.58
姿を消す24.44
時分24.37
リハーサル25.20
密着24.11
ぽてん26.48
反則24.08
太古24.55
すい23.66
南東24.38
直線24.27
詰め寄る23.85
工事費26.32
しり目25.16
勘定24.71
待ちかねる25.20
殴りかかる24.95
齧る24.13
暗々25.84
点火24.84
24.65
ブラック企業24.90
支配下24.23
同等23.83
見覚えがある24.32
玄室25.47
次ぐ24.21
暫くして23.75
見張り23.59
産業24.21
顔面蒼白24.69
あろうことか24.40
自前24.19
並び立つ24.46
じゃらし26.40
23.72
バレバレ24.53
登場人物24.18
側面23.80
合致24.45
喩え25.05
動詞24.19
探検24.45
無差別24.48
遂行24.23
した方がいい24.03
遅く23.46
大人用25.40
権力者24.16
この上ない24.14
並行24.37
ほろ苦い25.07
果実23.73
無駄遣い24.44
23.82

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