I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
振り下ろす23.93
トップス25.67
挙げられる24.33
すそ分け26.61
カウンター席24.88
ヒト23.90
相対24.02
奥さま24.97
暗々25.84
刺々25.02
身を潜める25.24
利き手25.00
まざまざ24.77
裕福24.17
悶え24.35
聞く耳24.55
微乳25.86
汎用24.41
言いたい放題24.88
すらり24.20
広大23.78
至らない24.36
該当者25.19
手本引27.11
行き来23.89
悶える24.61
一目23.72
味のある25.46
お疲れさま24.25
いざという時24.00
持ち歩く24.25
アピール23.80
運用23.72
裏庭24.33
正統派24.81
花22.84
待たせる24.53
四苦八苦24.69
同等23.83
パーフェクト24.65
目映い24.56
そそる24.54
白光24.67
放逐24.74
遠巻き24.12
滅多に23.78
玄室25.47
深く23.06
変身23.73
画期的24.69
所以24.14
毒針24.56
ガウン24.58
頭を垂れる24.60
とばっちり24.63
言葉が見つからない25.13
蒼白24.31
すらも23.69
顔立ち23.62
厳命24.64
切り口24.68
形態23.93
ブイヨン25.61
治す23.52
切り上げ24.28
衝撃波23.83
粘る24.31
挺24.50
成り立つ23.95
小窓24.81
朝一番24.69
掻き消える24.39
たって23.39
会長23.46
何とでも24.38
下請け25.43
代置27.29
食い込む24.17
返り24.46
奉仕24.38
足らず24.19
ぱりぱり25.63
訓練22.89
お気に24.04
迫りくる24.44
店頭24.58
石製25.36
堪える23.45
西方23.91
反則24.08
お願いできますか24.69
モデルルーム26.04
酒場23.52
再生23.44
リバ26.36
未練24.06
腐り24.40
洋菓子25.30
口癖24.67
ミュール24.98

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