I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
至急24.40
フル装備25.09
毎に23.53
せねばならない24.30
お古25.21
へし折る24.16
議員24.11
24.04
販売者26.13
敬語23.93
皮算用25.20
その時はその時24.87
店売り25.19
ネットワーク24.44
名分24.86
23.69
マーカー24.22
潤沢24.57
ポリポリ24.75
下界24.37
23.46
粘る24.31
まざまざ24.77
てんてこ舞い25.26
固め23.71
有効範囲24.95
事業化26.59
容姿23.46
何年23.79
真逆24.18
軌跡24.21
気持ち良く24.92
展望24.66
興味を持つ24.63
一息つく24.57
護身用24.65
小さめ24.41
巻き起こる24.58
復習う25.11
暮らす23.59
嗜好24.59
隠蔽23.54
詰む24.25
重装備24.61
陣取り24.75
そっぽ24.16
投入23.76
為になる24.41
言葉遣い24.08
前のめり24.25
失態24.00
押し寄せる23.80
焼き上げる24.83
想定外24.00
滅多に23.78
悪化23.91
白煙24.71
代わる代わる25.00
真赤25.02
突きたてる25.97
分かりやすい23.71
回帰24.56
孟浪25.56
ベア23.55
鈍感24.26
横っ面25.03
振るった23.96
漆喰24.94
愛想笑い24.49
戦斧24.17
水分24.04
許婚25.05
五百23.83
死んでも23.95
苦笑い23.52
微か23.53
特注24.66
順応性25.45
労う24.28
フル稼働25.10
物色24.52
主戦場24.91
恥じらい24.68
手順23.94
嫌がる23.66
好調24.91
今に24.09
林檎24.13
成り立つ23.95
贔屓24.30
朝一番24.69
裏手24.25
スキップ24.62
首飾り23.99
通せんぼ25.35
忍び込む24.17
コンセプト24.61
23.39
義務23.73
面通し25.42

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