I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
貫禄24.56
あな24.32
古史24.64
大空24.39
本格化25.09
仕切る24.15
手の者24.48
じゃねー23.75
てく23.97
メイス24.05
大嘘25.17
預託26.69
トイチ26.32
幾つも23.39
無職24.60
いっその事24.94
競い合う24.51
睨み返す25.09
国22.34
前半24.03
本邦25.97
極限24.15
どうしたら良い24.04
対戦23.82
5倍24.62
発声24.70
穴が空くほど25.86
やむを得ない24.68
溜め23.96
キモイ24.87
獲れる24.89
苦痛23.71
密偵24.32
温か24.06
ちいっと26.27
ヒト23.90
おちんちん26.28
結成24.30
ネットワーク24.44
遣られる24.08
バラ23.96
監督23.94
ごっこ24.41
敵わない23.95
寒冷地25.27
活気24.09
張り上げる24.00
寿司24.43
煽り24.33
干からびる24.79
腹部23.87
お情け25.23
違反24.33
あれ程23.73
拳骨24.50
一周24.32
義務23.73
煮炊き25.16
目を輝かせる24.61
ちょろい24.68
作物24.02
イニシアチブ25.54
薄ら笑い24.69
自覚23.31
次男坊24.98
浪費24.32
再会23.57
矢束24.09
突進23.63
二百23.78
言葉が見つからない25.13
踏み出し24.36
寇する24.49
食えない24.58
惨状24.12
ぽつり23.87
げっ24.25
知らん顔25.08
守りぬく25.98
逞しい23.99
はいはい23.62
ボブ24.25
騙されたと思って25.47
までなら24.37
ゴシゴシ25.04
背屈24.10
不能24.04
遠巻き24.12
手洗い25.01
皮革25.16
帰り際24.78
藍晶石26.13
荒くれ24.99
お仕着せ24.83
宜しかったら25.12
何もかも23.55
踏ん張り24.62
華奢24.05
ジャム24.22
揉みくちゃ24.78

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