I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
考えなおす25.91
ほほ笑む24.65
伸びをする24.75
ギガ25.10
スラスラ24.90
ご褒美24.04
オツム25.56
つけ込む24.86
これでもか24.25
トンボ24.84
孟浪25.56
混ざる23.62
ママ23.75
中指24.51
片鱗24.52
覚める23.73
閑職25.34
機構24.13
仕返し24.33
ティーカップ24.39
コーディネート24.98
踏ん張り24.62
投入23.76
エレガント25.27
何時ものごとく25.19
称賛24.07
許婚25.05
購入価格26.09
軽やか24.06
レア物25.42
乱交26.04
ふんどし一丁26.31
長ける23.91
刈り取る24.27
失態24.00
好条件24.81
お坊ちゃん24.81
ぼた餅25.79
荷馬車24.02
+α25.31
思われる24.11
包み隠す24.71
和佐比25.29
そばかす24.66
天才23.60
叩き切る25.21
5倍24.62
覗き込む23.90
指し示す23.98
動詞24.19
鉈目24.24
端的24.05
言いつけ24.31
首飾り23.99
二足歩行24.55
隊士24.60
採れる24.11
オーダー24.64
ビキニアーマー25.10
からして23.45
ちいっと26.27
復習う25.11
23.72
奇数25.46
取り押さえる24.28
安房24.59
久方ぶり24.44
這う23.69
下命25.40
数枚24.32
西側24.12
何とでも24.38
ドレスシャツ26.14
遣らせる24.46
預託26.69
夕食後24.59
キャメルクラッチ26.49
フルサイズ26.81
全土24.19
代行24.22
語らう24.29
未練24.06
整う23.66
取り直し24.14
酒瓶24.35
岩礁25.05
店頭24.58
口を開く23.33
オートミール25.34
身を隠す24.54
いい子24.11
23.20
返り24.46
事案24.50
ホイップクリーム25.43
ブイヨン25.61
職場24.10
三昧24.84
東西南北24.68
アレンジ24.43

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