I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
質23.62
吹っ切れる24.56
ベーコン24.36
前進23.85
ポンと24.23
伊蘭24.40
痛く23.78
長ける23.91
1対124.86
救われる24.40
加工品25.11
肖像画24.42
否23.49
家屋24.17
プリティ25.83
筈のない24.44
言い分23.87
一喝24.40
併用24.22
縮める24.10
初心者23.76
では無さそう24.01
満腹24.48
大方24.11
x24.44
突き出す23.65
丸一日24.40
奇怪24.36
よっこらしょ25.50
貢ぐ24.83
宥める23.82
木材23.90
駆けだす24.55
新興住宅地26.89
予期24.30
重装歩兵24.73
短絡的24.66
不健康24.86
近衛兵24.33
入金25.20
至らない24.36
気落ち24.52
虚ろ24.12
挙がる24.54
癪24.44
大嘘25.17
言い争い24.45
敵わない23.95
有りげ24.69
乱暴23.73
絶対服従24.97
軍勢23.56
洗脳23.91
堪える23.45
いっその事24.94
藍晶石26.13
引き渡す24.26
不能24.04
虐める24.71
拝む24.28
疎む24.44
煮干し25.49
沸かす24.32
だけでいい24.04
格安24.66
ババア24.47
汎用24.41
為される24.48
散財24.83
なんと言っても24.51
想定外24.00
旧知24.80
次男坊24.98
手つき24.18
取り返しのつかない24.50
度肝24.56
仕業23.99
よく出来ました25.00
ダンピング26.32
思想24.04
売り切れ24.77
海沿い24.89
五〇24.46
婚約破棄23.72
マドモワゼル26.57
併せる25.00
がさ23.81
並び立つ24.46
端的24.05
ニセモノ25.04
幼いころ24.55
さあさあ24.73
面目躍如25.17
饅頭24.31
打たせ湯25.97
ストレス23.94
さては24.53
ビキニアーマー25.10
失意24.80
ちょっとずつ24.74

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