I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
背もたれ24.31
あお向け25.43
尋問23.98
天引き25.52
目に入る24.32
技術者24.11
今ひとつ24.52
渡り23.94
万能23.89
想像上25.24
心配事24.71
真ん中23.53
後ろ髪24.78
励む23.90
三度24.06
漏斗24.81
キモイ24.87
二季23.99
本能23.70
お知らせ24.09
所作24.22
典型24.96
お目出度い24.77
完備24.71
うざい25.12
リハーサル25.20
すやすや24.61
分かりやすい23.71
切れ端24.76
置きっぱなし25.04
一読25.09
牢屋24.05
あどけない24.44
裏手24.25
二足歩行24.55
仕返し24.33
並び立つ24.46
一帯23.90
参上24.51
脅し23.90
遊び人24.86
23.96
コンセプト24.61
ビジネスライク25.53
小僧23.83
経済的24.45
由来23.99
足らず24.19
24.35
丸く23.55
取りつく24.82
補充23.83
荒れ野24.07
べったり24.42
23.49
23.82
ジャム24.22
育てる23.68
聞き入る24.46
先んじる24.32
洒落た24.88
催促24.32
ビキニアーマー25.10
物色24.52
面倒見の良い25.25
惰性25.07
脆い24.01
香りがする24.59
ぼそり24.28
店頭24.58
担い23.71
手つき24.18
御曹司24.56
タン24.17
如き23.42
真っ二つ24.97
半数23.95
景気付け25.61
大空24.39
引き戸24.74
穿つ24.10
どどーん26.08
無粋24.33
開業25.06
共闘24.33
発色25.43
意味深24.36
ふたを開ける35.93
スポット34.63
9034.29
お供34.18
スタンディングオベーション35.80
サンダル34.61
表向き33.98
33.66
記憶喪失34.56
増設34.69
取り除く34.04
情報操作34.87
異物34.38

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