I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
長居24.34
あっと24.51
礼服24.53
領土23.72
空色24.65
分かりやすい23.71
怪しからん24.70
座り込み24.58
愛飲25.78
殴打24.56
大勝負25.35
胞衣24.00
送り迎え25.16
撹乱24.80
オートミール25.34
1人勝ち26.61
ウサギ23.75
運び出す24.41
粗利26.31
小銭24.62
夕食後24.59
挘る25.73
正直言って24.39
ずる24.33
無粋24.33
引き分け24.51
サンド24.25
事案24.50
使い分け24.69
旨く25.23
手早い23.97
前のめり24.25
迷い23.59
嬌声24.96
縫う23.95
覗き込む23.90
横断24.58
比23.96
最低最悪25.16
嗜虐心25.23
湿地帯24.74
ナンバー24.60
受け継ぐ23.77
前方23.44
懐かし24.11
本年度25.79
今に24.09
南下24.44
二百23.78
なんというか23.68
見取り図24.86
組み直す24.93
お疲れさま24.25
熊23.49
訂正23.90
身なり24.18
白光24.67
覚める23.73
倒れる23.23
癖に23.34
一筋の涙25.15
置物24.48
玄室25.47
締め24.12
従い25.04
吐露24.56
練り歩く24.94
細部24.46
積み重ね24.16
追っかけ24.78
分隊24.44
ほほ笑む24.65
なんちゃって24.73
子宮24.99
凌駕24.12
取り直し24.14
特注24.66
店売り25.19
日程24.10
いざ23.58
他人ごと25.28
氏23.39
増やし23.81
スレンダー24.76
言い争う24.51
用具24.95
間違える23.64
サクサク34.48
ご両親34.28
罰する34.55
からって33.70
むしり取る35.09
争奪戦34.63
限定品35.62
B33.69
走破34.91
受け流す33.78
閉める33.66
落った33.58
小ぶり34.63

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