I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
同族24.11
翠玉24.98
懸命23.94
主戦場24.91
風呂場24.33
ぶっきら棒24.42
ティータイム24.84
待ちかねる25.20
刈り取る24.27
23.49
攻め込む23.99
正統派24.81
勇壮24.91
嬲る24.52
踏ん張り24.62
お母様23.50
レゲエ26.69
古史24.64
端的24.05
そうこう24.48
日没24.63
晒し者25.25
店売り25.19
心配事24.71
酔狂24.67
虐める24.71
散開24.45
尻拭い24.76
24.29
5百25.99
反則24.08
半泣き24.54
色違い24.58
運行24.84
食い込む24.17
農協25.32
7人24.60
洗脳23.91
大幅23.84
ついて来る24.06
ほほほ24.74
物干し台26.15
力強い23.53
一閃23.92
厳か24.39
薬物24.58
ロード23.72
脅し23.90
切替25.88
黒革25.23
懲らしめ25.10
問題点24.29
24.53
深く23.06
縋る23.77
謳歌24.61
縫う23.95
訝しげ24.03
暴君24.41
ものですから24.17
跳躍23.45
命中23.74
事自体24.44
売りさばく24.86
館内24.90
想像上25.24
何処まで23.49
テレキネシス25.39
代償23.85
リーダー格24.42
手間23.57
先陣24.38
機械仕掛け24.95
貯める24.08
口癖24.67
体温23.99
納得がいく24.60
スープストック26.32
24.22
見上げる23.03
突き飛ばす24.19
憎悪23.86
不愉快23.94
うざい25.12
穴埋め24.94
見れる23.74
横断24.58
立ち入る24.31
責める23.82
モニター23.83
微動24.18
アダルト25.30
聞き返す23.94
隣席25.56
アテンド26.16
原価24.95
製造場26.37
胸倉24.60
24.44
フル装備25.09

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