I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
出品者15.37
けれども13.41
針金14.81
アンクレット15.50
軌道修正14.82
癖になる15.08
間違いなし14.54
大量生産14.59
くれぐれも14.13
履帯15.15
縫い込む15.51
粗悪品14.98
大ごと15.00
発表13.71
ひいひい15.46
一環14.08
刻一刻と14.75
囂しい15.63
踞る14.67
興味をもつ16.12
肩透かし14.85
加減13.84
代名詞14.61
百パーセント14.88
宿舎14.16
空き家14.70
噴き上げる15.36
託児施設16.69
大枠15.34
ぱっくり15.18
大軍14.05
産声15.01
耳にする14.60
し甲斐15.42
一廉15.72
コラボ15.06
とろり14.86
1杯14.96
進路13.84
風上14.96
モデル14.07
シカト15.27
仮13.86
超絶14.48
川13.27
日を追うごとに15.29
戦地14.59
細魚14.95
何回か14.25
糞女15.73
名士15.13
あり得ないほど14.88
振り替える15.66
差額15.20
排除13.51
敗者14.50
やんちゃ14.57
綿密14.80
功13.95
出土品15.75
小瓶14.20
前代未聞14.59
人呼んで15.47
指定校14.61
眩暈14.46
耽る14.41
救い出す14.41
ロール14.21
一巻14.96
せせら笑う15.04
一抹14.52
待ち遠しい14.71
不始末14.72
立腹14.77
ぽろり14.93
風除け15.29
旅に出る14.50
捕らわれ14.67
頬を張る15.99
相談に乗る15.12
ビクッと14.37
出費14.39
女性的14.80
再編14.62
魚網16.89
得手14.16
打ち方15.58
しかして14.37
横長15.19
地獄絵図14.74
負傷13.90
友好的14.05
取ってくる14.54
食卓14.11
生まれたままの姿15.46
決議15.30
目張り16.27
無線14.42
集中的14.91
寐る14.87

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