I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
不快13.73
道路上16.18
格上14.13
名前付き15.55
入り浸る14.70
媚びる14.73
救い13.62
身体的14.56
デス14.10
14.37
力持ち14.83
口火14.80
腹上死16.04
次なる14.40
素肌14.69
量産13.84
留め金15.12
こった14.38
Uターン15.23
知っての通り14.61
柔らかさ14.32
手遅れ14.07
避難指示15.70
夢想14.57
14.57
両立14.61
タップ14.67
私財14.94
宿泊所15.50
しどろもどろ14.50
取扱15.65
お腹が空く15.45
乱痴気騒ぎ15.54
14.73
受けつける15.63
別物14.20
シューベルト16.18
生き残り13.99
損になる15.59
飛び入り15.03
補填14.63
せよと言う15.27
こってり14.91
始まらない14.43
浮き14.40
称える14.46
巻き上げ14.33
設ける14.21
特産物15.23
人間技15.85
火口14.44
見やる13.65
驚くべき14.09
鋼線15.12
ボトル14.53
約半分15.41
自分用14.70
接戦15.10
かいま見る15.89
藍色14.36
テリトリー14.70
頭寒足熱17.59
共鳴14.24
合意の上15.35
円滑14.62
分宿16.13
ショートヘア15.03
と来たら14.45
馬鹿でかい14.79
憎々しい14.55
第414.58
これ見よがし14.52
に当たって13.73
ミント14.58
勇む14.73
俄然14.67
社員14.31
無謀13.84
印象的14.26
思い入れ14.49
こよなく愛する15.43
適温15.05
愛想14.26
あわよくば14.49
ホっと15.62
でなければならない14.64
激昂14.17
第三勢力15.32
高率16.81
雨あられ15.10
収穫期15.40
潜在的14.78
見舞い14.38
そつなく14.95
気が進まない14.84
嫌味13.95
アメと鞭16.99
学者14.07
口をつぐむ14.89
停まる14.45

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