I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
そうこうする内に15.15
ご立派14.80
カウントダウン14.65
表ざた15.77
砲台14.58
14.09
山形14.90
ケモナー15.29
十分の一14.78
物おじ15.85
回し飲み15.91
出没14.36
びくっと14.58
下回る14.77
14.53
グレー14.45
15.80
フォーメーション14.85
消化14.12
コンサート14.86
横糸15.93
飾り気15.03
根強い14.81
くれてやる14.43
飛びこむ14.81
サプライズ14.51
自殺14.10
執る14.23
ライトニング14.89
手を打つ14.62
低層14.03
マン13.70
一文無し15.30
すっきり14.03
攻める13.85
斜め上14.35
締め上げる14.96
14.11
短刀14.20
脳裏に浮かぶ14.67
鑑賞14.50
ラズベリー15.37
サラリーマン14.56
突っかかる14.50
杞憂14.21
吸い寄せる14.64
拈り14.48
意見交換15.09
恐れ多くも15.13
14.90
長期14.26
真っすぐ14.54
溢し14.08
簡易宿泊所16.36
宿場町13.80
充満14.30
人知れず14.64
随分13.06
消費量14.47
厭がる14.39
愛しい13.98
ボタン13.99
潤う14.60
種苗15.70
ごろ寝15.85
楽しませる14.87
縄張り14.10
14.57
最高潮14.64
からという物14.41
忠誠13.94
先進14.91
ギャップ14.28
てか13.52
海辺14.68
奥が深い15.03
コソ泥15.52
輝く女性16.75
発注者16.27
留る16.00
危険度14.20
泊り14.79
跳躍力14.91
高鳴る14.26
圧する15.30
編み込む14.72
ご機嫌斜め15.31
何でやねん15.18
天国から地獄15.98
ラフ14.24
生来14.52
マッドサイエンティスト15.19
偏る14.26
旺盛14.68
ガン13.90
交ぜる14.57
不用意14.23
続けざま14.55
内陸14.73
足手まとい14.29

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