I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
全く492.49
迎える493.38
驚き492.99
やばい493.54
走る492.77
もので492.67
492.24
492.47
492.75
493.78
何の492.78
宝箱493.79
とても482.67
リビング483.77
浄化483.70
予約484.05
購入483.40
482.41
以上482.42
動く482.53
沈黙483.25
100483.56
様々483.02
ケビン484.40
まさか472.68
殺す472.63
ワード474.56
ものを472.71
一番472.58
しかも472.72
笑う472.45
解除473.39
止める472.80
止め472.78
人々472.97
馬鹿472.99
戦士473.02
買う472.81
そうか472.72
出かける463.56
違う462.29
笑い462.95
香り463.32
463.11
そろそろ462.88
術式463.20
筋肉463.40
探す462.81
出来462.54
歌う463.58
使者463.59
モヒカン464.48
かも知れない462.21
名乗る463.29
面白い462.98
遊歩道465.28
イベント463.27
状態452.57
中央453.07
設計453.97
強い452.36
仲間452.81
おう453.25
向かい453.46
452.78
婦人454.15
位置452.95
早く452.72
勝負453.22
相談453.14
452.91
もん452.71
感心453.34
建設453.96
もう一度453.13
乗せる443.07
442.96
ゲイ445.02
簡単442.68
とやら443.43
部下443.07
精神443.21
発見443.22
ライブハウス445.54
1000444.10
442.39
442.79
管理443.26
幾ど442.84
プラム444.65
問い443.36
運ぶ442.97
それら443.01
初めて442.64
加護443.17
次々443.28
店舗444.00
内緒433.91
一撃432.89
出発433.26

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