I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
もので492.67
剣492.24
え492.39
何の492.78
走る492.77
やばい493.54
腰492.88
精493.78
来492.47
宝箱493.79
城492.75
全く492.49
100483.56
ケビン484.40
様々483.02
以上482.42
動く482.53
沈黙483.25
購入483.40
予約484.05
光482.41
リビング483.77
とても482.67
浄化483.70
馬鹿472.99
戦士473.02
ワード474.56
人々472.97
一番472.58
そうか472.72
止め472.78
ものを472.71
殺す472.63
笑う472.45
しかも472.72
買う472.81
止める472.80
まさか472.68
解除473.39
筋肉463.40
違う462.29
出来462.54
探す462.81
かも知れない462.21
面白い462.98
笑い462.95
出かける463.56
魚463.11
イベント463.27
香り463.32
名乗る463.29
そろそろ462.88
遊歩道465.28
モヒカン464.48
使者463.59
歌う463.58
術式463.20
誰452.78
中央453.07
もう一度453.13
感心453.34
勝負453.22
建設453.96
おう453.25
婦人454.15
猫452.91
強い452.36
位置452.95
設計453.97
相談453.14
向かい453.46
仲間452.81
状態452.57
早く452.72
もん452.71
次々443.28
酒442.96
精神443.21
部下443.07
それら443.01
乗せる443.07
幾ど442.84
加護443.17
闇442.79
問い443.36
管理443.26
簡単442.68
初めて442.64
ライブハウス445.54
プラム444.65
店舗444.00
発見443.22
運ぶ442.97
ゲイ445.02
音442.39
とやら443.43
1000444.10
戻り433.40
オープン434.27
大陸432.89

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