I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
一役34.76
応用33.85
取り落とす34.52
何気ない34.27
押しつぶす34.27
実施34.35
異世界32.94
システム33.51
ご両親34.28
穏やか33.23
食い入るように34.49
二郎34.31
場合によって33.78
指差し33.95
駆ける33.80
露骨33.94
非常識34.07
ぴったり33.91
摸す35.40
最後尾34.20
一切れ34.78
最年少34.53
大立ち回り34.93
入れ替わる34.14
旦那33.55
手持ち33.96
取り組む34.14
スポット34.63
戯れ34.22
34.45
付き合い33.50
33.22
確証34.10
ぶち切れる35.85
勝ち誇る34.23
阿呆34.13
恥ずかしげ34.79
頭の回転34.80
賃金34.65
細める33.90
顔なじみ35.04
34.14
てきぱき34.74
引き入れる34.43
見込む34.32
公平34.30
水入らずで35.28
いいや33.63
あざ笑う34.71
けん制34.92
あの子33.24
愛でる34.22
羽目33.96
何せ33.29
限度34.11
平常運転34.79
反転33.97
稲妻34.14
鳩尾34.36
ブルーベリー35.16
運送35.17
逆転34.08
無音34.07
一か所34.61
反らす34.19
執事33.47
試着室35.16
歓待34.33
辱め34.89
洗濯場35.48
アルマジロ35.34
変態33.55
3年34.17
大きくなる33.96
仮面33.42
博す34.66
如何にも33.22
手後れ34.43
33.53
犯罪者33.88
盲点34.72
きゅう34.00
争い33.58
愛し33.36
薄暗い33.70
取り除く34.04
大の34.23
向かい合う33.83
からって33.70
どうかした33.88
鼓舞34.31
白亜34.56
他者33.68
ばら撒く34.68
刀伊33.64
殆どない33.92
解釈33.86
本体33.63
ハーブティー34.65
両方とも34.46

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