I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
屈指24.45
お気になさらず24.40
充てる24.61
子守24.57
詰まらなそう24.50
散財24.83
叡智24.22
落札者25.63
敏捷力25.53
ごくごく24.49
歯ぎしり24.69
死んでも23.95
モデルルーム26.04
物色24.52
もごもご24.55
中性24.53
ご迷惑24.16
よそ者24.80
圧迫24.33
道行く24.81
オレンジ色24.35
するが良い24.53
ご苦労さん24.72
気持ち良く24.92
真赤25.02
掻き23.88
混浴24.79
ほんの23.64
一目23.72
要す24.39
手長エビ26.34
した方がいい24.03
募る23.96
ステーキ24.22
毒腺25.51
長ける23.91
お値打ち26.14
格段24.07
野郎ども24.70
一閃23.92
サンドウィッチ25.07
玉座23.70
貢ぐ24.83
人員23.65
使用可能24.45
上質24.33
嗜好24.59
当選24.99
同梱26.11
お願いできますか24.69
携わる24.24
整う23.66
ガウン24.58
先ほどから24.01
馬の背25.09
情熱24.34
ポップ24.67
軌跡24.21
発来25.00
貯める24.08
寒冷地25.27
出て行く23.89
赤字24.50
コウモリ24.38
移動手段24.43
ハンサム24.92
切れ端24.76
アピール23.80
出鱈目24.35
買取24.39
空ける24.24
畳みかける24.66
渡り23.94
神罰24.68
体調23.59
頭に血が上る25.51
従い25.04
紅玉24.55
酔狂24.67
攻略23.09
職場24.10
やん23.79
前方23.44
細工物25.25
垂涎25.08
接続る24.21
顔面23.59
先んじる24.32
畔23.52
すすり泣き25.04
増幅24.07
すらっと25.12
仕業23.99
アレンジ24.43
岩礁25.05
疲れ果て24.70
隊長23.09
世間的24.83
導入24.30
鉄製24.38

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