I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
酸味24.20
名もない25.45
溜め23.96
商店街24.34
作為的25.15
もんで24.08
共闘24.33
短絡的24.66
燃やす23.64
せびる25.28
綱具24.63
潰れ24.06
女史24.44
挟みこむ25.65
揉みくちゃ24.78
何度23.72
そういや23.76
些細23.89
足止め23.76
アイス23.80
前面24.15
神馬25.45
じっと23.19
預託26.69
死人23.99
纏り付く24.72
開業25.06
店売り25.19
逃げだす24.59
力強い23.53
ウロウロ24.64
通じて24.12
蔑ろ24.33
特許使用料26.21
再現23.60
心の傷24.66
極悪24.76
北上24.43
貴重品24.57
まざまざ24.77
見当違い24.56
ボイス24.83
電気24.05
子守24.57
言葉通り23.92
シリアス24.50
刈り込む25.14
とばっちり24.63
援護23.67
風合い25.52
23.69
食べられる23.75
由来23.99
名を騙る25.44
振り落とす24.40
心もとない24.64
24.85
よく出来ました25.00
玉座23.70
疲労23.56
夢うつつ25.33
交代で24.17
毎晩24.37
干す24.39
ドロップ23.84
濁る24.15
送還24.32
ママ23.75
五百23.83
切り口24.68
25.30
体当たり23.70
攻略23.09
崩壊23.51
振り払う23.79
密着24.11
みかじめ料25.61
時分24.37
渡り23.94
ナプキン24.98
目蓋24.22
思い切り23.85
23.77
秘密警察25.68
本職24.30
動物虐待26.02
方言24.92
端的24.05
酔いしれる24.85
側面23.80
物干し台26.15
鼻筋24.84
乱心24.94
どうにか23.21
料金24.22
24.04
叡智24.22
鵝毛23.85
緑色23.71
23.84

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