I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
フライドチキン25.46
リーダー格24.42
皇帝23.15
極力24.04
見え見え24.79
前面24.15
攻略23.09
スイス人26.66
切替25.88
含み笑い24.71
自前24.19
24.04
通知24.53
出張24.05
悶々24.65
23.82
22.84
抑え23.28
寇する24.49
物故25.01
えっと23.16
領土23.72
真赤25.02
丸く23.55
言葉遣い24.08
ナプキン24.98
大方24.11
叡智24.22
ポンと24.23
ざわめく24.24
意思の疎通24.87
掻き23.88
合法24.78
所持23.81
摘む24.02
商店街24.34
抱き合う24.27
なして24.49
遅れる23.60
悶え24.35
供出25.00
免除24.47
安房24.59
なぎ倒す24.55
有りげ24.69
食えない24.58
であれ23.83
脅し23.90
息を合わせる25.97
意外性25.18
暗躍24.28
呈す24.24
本心23.75
拝む24.28
沈み込む24.97
何じゃそりゃ25.29
蒼白24.31
香りがする24.59
言葉通り23.92
次から次へと24.31
情熱24.34
巻き起こる24.58
鼻が利く25.27
初歩24.79
気持ち良く24.92
人間関係24.32
猫族24.83
一覧24.29
暑さ24.19
農協25.32
ものですから24.17
げっ24.25
積み重ねる24.64
混ざる23.62
どうしたら24.28
ちらちら24.22
しおらしい24.74
経験者24.49
浪費24.32
あの頃23.89
もうすぐ23.57
パーティールーム26.45
キラキラ23.63
占領24.10
察し23.45
夕食後24.59
知られる24.00
没収24.39
童貞24.28
24.86
解凍25.11
引っ掛け24.54
二言目25.56
何度23.72
思い切って24.40
羊皮紙24.15
陰口24.53
22.34
料金24.22
個人23.36

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