I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
1433.70
漏れる33.55
残忍34.77
同乗34.50
一億34.72
ピンポイント34.51
足す34.25
慌ただしい33.99
衝動33.93
修繕34.43
演じる33.88
駆け巡る34.53
止まり33.89
後ろ姿34.00
人件費34.79
一翼35.20
降参34.12
泣き声34.13
余る33.72
置き場34.64
良さ33.84
脱げる34.73
乳白色34.81
鏡に映る35.08
面従腹背35.70
貴殿33.96
弱者34.17
優秀33.23
通常なら34.59
身動き33.87
意図33.39
よく見ると34.07
常人33.98
特殊浴場36.99
方向転換34.44
独立33.90
負け組35.46
他愛もない34.68
絶対零度34.76
何時もより33.79
試合開始34.58
一曲34.61
連れ込み35.52
効率33.59
何としてでも34.41
作品33.46
野つぼ35.09
拐う34.89
官33.71
及ぶ33.48
見得を切る36.21
しゃがみ込む34.73
間接照明35.74
軒34.27
空想34.50
殆どない33.92
老人33.32
ディメンション34.30
一休み34.67
日光34.36
材質34.29
夜明け34.16
その内に34.32
泣き叫ぶ34.27
耳を傾ける34.39
順を追って34.90
相棒33.81
片膝34.23
わん34.24
貧しい34.16
サンダル34.61
掘削34.13
吉33.85
朕34.45
一般に34.34
儲かる34.29
形式上35.02
軍人33.59
突拍子もない34.60
明り34.95
管34.08
妨害33.80
商店34.05
薔薇33.65
公平34.30
真に34.02
厄介払い35.12
尋常33.81
背筋33.62
サクサク34.48
最大限33.89
威厳33.92
征伐34.39
巻子34.79
接触33.42
分担34.51
三世34.18
義務付け34.92
装飾品34.06
スリープ35.24

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