I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
微動24.18
伝授24.51
つもりである24.57
お母様23.50
活気24.09
テレキネシス25.39
たって23.39
ギガ25.10
林檎24.13
ちいっと26.27
使いこなす24.01
身構え24.32
納得がいく24.60
24.22
背もたれ24.31
玉座23.70
酸味24.20
鉈目24.24
寇する24.49
買い戻す25.08
停車場25.41
王位継承権24.37
念を押す24.64
覗き込む23.90
見つめなおす25.84
日帰り24.75
攻め込む23.99
我が家23.70
名もない25.45
面接24.31
楽屋25.19
接収24.74
でっか25.13
留め23.86
損なう24.20
展望24.66
破体24.73
大急ぎ24.45
突き出す23.65
言いつけ24.31
コロニー24.62
乗り手24.58
対戦23.82
完売24.95
丸のみ25.64
別宅24.90
圧迫24.33
エレガント25.27
アイス23.80
罵る24.12
併用24.22
新興住宅地26.89
並び立つ24.46
2つ目24.74
シミュレート25.04
旧知24.80
崩れる23.63
当然ながら23.77
粘る24.31
猫族24.83
23.69
個人23.36
バラ23.96
巻き起こる24.58
奥の手24.28
そうかもしれない24.19
都合23.56
崩壊23.51
折り24.28
ガウン24.58
勧める24.06
ブラフ24.86
五百23.83
年配者25.57
警告23.78
ほんの23.64
した方がいい24.03
あいた口がふさがらない26.59
愛称24.27
彼女自身24.08
威勢よく25.04
遅く23.46
応対24.34
仕切る24.15
施し23.91
讃える24.34
フライドチキン25.46
22.92
葬る24.21
干上がる24.98
拍子抜け24.22
発来25.00
跳ね上がる24.06
遂行24.23
二足歩行24.55
理性23.79
適任者25.00
私服24.39
夕食後24.59
分隊24.44

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