I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ぶつかる23.48
焚きつける25.28
追い剥ぎ25.31
毎に23.53
狼狽える24.15
愛くるしい24.65
野卑25.25
子離れ25.56
農協25.32
組み直す24.93
ぐずぐず24.70
上がりこむ26.27
セコンド25.54
幼いころ24.55
叡智24.22
オレンジ24.24
五感24.19
支配下24.23
ぼそっと24.66
継続的24.80
リバ26.36
引き分け24.51
雲茶26.34
西側24.12
デカイ24.36
お盆24.33
つもりである24.57
課題23.83
犬猿の仲25.04
安房24.59
面食らう24.33
形態23.93
引き戸24.74
この場合23.78
名を騙る25.44
見繕う24.37
語らう24.29
降って23.71
ふざけ24.01
鼻が利く25.27
北上24.43
こんなん24.29
自家発電25.81
面倒見の良い25.25
ぶん殴る24.19
酒場23.52
先ほどから24.01
護身用24.65
日程24.10
放棄23.78
膨らみ24.38
裏口24.28
大好物24.58
活画25.71
親心24.95
食えない24.58
ふらつく24.29
下請け25.43
操作者26.18
知らず23.68
詰め寄る23.85
調子が良い25.28
数々23.63
ご馳走さまでした24.73
毎晩24.37
高らか24.07
所望24.44
自己主張24.51
差し物24.48
これまでに24.00
譚詩曲26.64
哺23.45
睨み返す25.09
抓む24.80
番頭24.75
心待ち24.61
身動きが取れない24.79
淡水25.28
黒色24.22
グラデーション25.01
岩礁25.05
身の危険24.58
ロード23.72
分け合う24.79
出場者24.58
虱潰しに25.00
出禁23.89
訳ない23.74
引っかける24.92
不健康24.86
中庭23.72
薄っぺら25.08
突進23.63
角度23.90
販路24.98
何年23.79
見当24.13
ヒヤリング26.75
一泡25.18
白光24.67

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