I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
リンク34.11
荒らし34.48
ふたを開ける35.93
歪み33.95
絡みだす36.99
前述34.62
なあに34.40
気まずい33.71
慰める34.03
右半身34.89
最年少34.53
城壁33.43
早急34.06
絶大34.02
差し33.96
人殺し34.32
こっちゃ34.76
逆さ吊り35.46
騙る34.51
思考停止34.84
し始める34.01
予定通り33.81
焼ける33.91
バックアップ34.46
屠る34.01
余る33.72
丸骨35.23
亜門34.74
一財産35.19
と思ったら33.50
勾配35.08
浴びせかける34.79
手の甲34.14
基本的34.03
リン33.44
逃れる33.70
勝ち誇る34.23
保証金35.30
これでも33.60
伏せ33.66
支店34.42
あーあ34.23
刺激的34.66
点者33.84
修繕34.43
外出し34.95
ちゃっかり34.39
一夜34.08
開始価格36.39
持ち出し34.20
血管34.24
フェロモン34.47
必要悪35.35
生気34.27
樋34.48
大当たり34.77
クレスト34.42
落札価格35.63
サムズアップ34.64
絶対零度34.76
穿く34.55
ピンポイント34.51
装飾品34.06
食い入るように34.49
スリープ35.24
不機嫌33.55
強固33.94
コミック34.80
驚愕33.40
咄34.15
シェフ34.75
飲物35.62
言うところの34.24
ゲスト34.67
口火を切る35.29
閉める33.66
乾いた33.83
声を掛ける33.77
ことから33.46
兵衛34.16
営業時間35.11
思うがまま34.86
いいや33.63
グラマラス35.30
違約金35.04
数カ月35.00
矢32.93
省略34.31
蝶ネクタイ35.52
イタリア人35.55
早くから34.37
手際34.20
露骨33.94
屈服34.53
両方とも34.46
戯言34.32
鑑みる34.18
側近33.61
黙り34.28
調度品34.32

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