I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
グズグズ34.99
賑わう34.22
リングアウト36.04
大てい34.29
実物34.28
閉会35.32
安々34.70
よしよし34.11
上等33.92
毎回33.80
34.08
青い33.17
長椅子34.23
鑑みる34.18
33.22
ふうふう35.50
単体34.08
得ない33.43
ネルシャツ36.75
物腰34.42
省略34.31
シェフ34.75
アルマジロ35.34
立たす34.35
貴殿33.96
照り焼き35.11
ボトム35.37
のそのそ34.91
応戦34.27
建てる34.02
フリー33.91
上目遣い34.13
一望34.62
成っていない33.89
気はない33.75
振る舞う33.82
監視33.31
真摯34.13
するする34.48
甲羅34.16
独特33.76
沈む33.38
がっぽり35.47
ほうほうの体35.56
健康33.94
穿く34.55
その旨34.66
側から33.82
三世34.18
浮かび上がる33.66
泣き叫ぶ34.27
追い返す34.28
修繕34.43
限定品35.62
世帯33.83
決め込む34.45
考え込む33.53
王さま34.59
喧騒34.09
請け負う34.18
泣きはらす35.21
フェチ35.08
咲かせる34.31
持っていく33.97
終始34.16
基本的34.03
行方34.03
最後尾34.20
引け34.22
試合開始34.58
その頃33.75
33.95
金目のもの35.27
嗚咽34.20
黒幕34.06
掘削34.13
四日33.94
おしまい34.09
ボックス席35.61
人差し指33.82
馳せる34.09
解釈33.86
特殊浴場36.99
でさえ33.45
目が回る35.22
いいや33.63
一役34.76
そうになった33.59
配属34.22
大正解34.90
どす黒い34.42
駆け巡る34.53
胡麻化す34.44
限度34.11
老人33.32
来客34.14
真の33.65
分担34.51
定例35.00
教え込む35.15

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